h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A limerick writer named Clive
Tried to write to line five
But getting to line four
Found he could write no more

One evening while h2g2-ing
I wondered just what I was doing
Conversing with strangers
Mum warned of the dangers
All of their sweets have got goo in

"i've forgotten my date with LaMaze"

due to my scatterbrained faze

yy u r yy ub i c u r yy 4 me

I remember the man from Peru
who's limerick only ran to line two

AB CD puppies
MR No puppies
SAR puppies
CM PN

Enough of that, are we going to get back on track? I'd try to lead you, but I did the last entry...

HELLO

To continue the last reasonable limerick:

So instead of l'amour,
I,m now in Kapoor,
Eating raw chips and mayonnaise.



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Whilst visiting a friend in Peru,

Who played the didgeridoo



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I put muzzle to tube

and drank the strong lube

And said, "What is that goo in my doo?"

Take a peek at

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=9862&thread=17011

Whilst following an Anonymouse link,

Um, is it time to start a new one?

If, so:

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A fish with a hat cycled past,

This is for Peet's first line...

I slowly reached for my drink

This is for Jonny's first line:

He was going incredibly fast

He stuck out a fin,

But alas, destined to be last

Er...

Line 4 for the previous: And a bottle of gin

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New one:

While riding my scooter in Wales,

Hurrying to get to the sales


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