h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why? Because they know that there are sad wallies like you around and they want to do a service to the community! What do you want to shop at Tesco's for anyway - hasn't Dame Shirley got enough money?!

You gave too much away to hide behind your name "Work: Practising avoidance techniques" and "Do I look like a f**!!ng people person?"
seem like familiar terms to me.
I am the service to the community, and apart from Tescos there's Sansbugs that I hate immensley, Waitrose that I love but can't afford and Coop who, bless 'em, have all the right intentions but crap choice.

My secret is revealed! Yes, I love Waitrose too (so good for gourmet goodies) but you have to be a really rich to shop there - even richer than shopping at Marks & Sparks! Good for popping into for a few expensive items for dinner parties especially the cheese section. Has Tim cooked you his lovely chanterelle mushroom and taleggio pizza yet? Yummy! (someone else is going to join us soon and see what saddies we BOTH are!)

I've just cooked chantarell mushrooms in butter and then drenched in non organic cream. It went with chicken in herbs, white wine and young garlic from the garden, new potatoes on a bed of sweetheart cabbage (with just a tad of butter ... I know it's tres naughty). Have you checked out my journal entry yet Miss Unpopular?

Oh, that sounds horrible - I'm sure I wouldn't like it, but I'd better try it anyway just to make sure....