h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here I sit at my computer after a night shift thinking of an interesting subject to place in the guide.
Does anyone else have problems thinking of anything to type?
Any subject I think of seems to already have been discussed.
The only thing that keeps my eyes open and the brain ticking is the constant flow of coffee.
Must come up with somerthing insightful for my first entry.
Will start looking tommorrow morning, 4th April 2003

Maybe you just stepped out of a time machine and found yourself 4 months ahead of when you though you were. Adjust yourself please, I want to make sure that all time displaced persons are properly oriented so they can function well here in this timebased section of the universe. Otherwhens can be much more disorienting than otherwheres. In many other regions it is not nearly as important as it is here.

Other people watching you may get confused and think something is actually wrong with you, when it is really a simple adjustment to your time space controls. No need to make other want to put you someplace you dont belong.