h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Surely all blues standards start with "wutm"

You always know when a blues man has died - when he doesn’t sing it.

I"m grateful whenever the Blues Brothers don't film another sequel.

I'm having a very busy day and I doubt I'll be ableto pot a new Friday Quiz today - apologies.

That's OK, Icy. We enjoy the quizzes whenever they arrive, but don't put yourself under pressure.

1 is a poser.

Take care in snow,
My baby,
Try jumping a bear

doesn't have a bluesy ring to it...

We guessed 'The c* is s*, Monday breaks Tuesday just a bit

Two significant words in there are correct

*None* of the words in my versions are meaningful. Here are the first five:

1 The cheese is smelly, My brother. Try jalapeno and brie.

2 Adam's five inchworms were anacondas. It wasn't pleasant!

3. Satan is hiding the butter again, We're getting angry! Your little turtle, Jonathan, owes money.

4. Danny put my chowder in cups. They're tempting Eloise.

5. Take a little watermelon, sis, and three gallons iced gin.

I like your number 5.

I thought you might.

And now I have "gradually watermelon" and "I like shapes" stuck in my head.

TRiG.

That must be painful, as watermelons take up a lot of space.