h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..Staring into the middle distance.Head lolling...

Boredom is a helpdesk where the phone does not ring for 2 weeks

Oh Lord, send me that helpdesk!!!

No, you really don't want to be there! Imagine everyday with just the www for company. Sounds good, but after 2-3 days it gets tres dull. I had to leave...

wot, no IRC? :p

2 or 3 "days" ??? !!!
You should try it for six months.
I've run out of websites to visit. I've lost the will to tidy my desk. My Journal is a sad diatribe of vacant thoughts and aimless muses.
Sounds like heaven, doesn't it, getting paid a packet for sitting staring out from a second floor window across a parking lot, canal and rooftops to the Welsh hills in the distance. But when you've rang your boss 200 miles for the zillionth time, begging and pleading for Something To Do and she's too busy to delegate something, your mind begins to do strange things like seeing great masterpieces hidden in the mottled pattern of the wallpaper.
I won't deny it has it's perks, like discovering new walking routes round the same endless combination of corridors and car park (I'm thinking of publishing a walker's guide and organising the Rambling Association on some of the more complex traverses).
I just have to take heart from the great god Marvin. After a few million years, someone may come along and build a restaurant - at least then I may get to park a few cars.

You think you got it bad!? I live in Germany. Before that I spent my childhood in Belgium.
May we live in interesting times.
The Chairman (Going down the garden to eat worms)

I reckon more people have something in common with Marvin than any other member of the clan!

Make that Eeyore.