h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'C' 

And you're sure it's not a cookie?

Definitely. All my cookies are chomped by my browser before I get a look at them.

Something more obvious...

Canada?

I've got it COMPUTER

Sorry Ant. Close, but no Cigar.

I got it!

It's a Cranberry ConCoCtion with Carnage and Chaos!

I wish! But alas, no. It's something far more commonplace. And no, "Commonplace item" isn't going to cut the custard here, either.

Can't be a Carnivore, Could it?

Hmm.... Cutting Custard? ... uhm... A Carving knife?

Cutting Custard's not a Clue. I'm not giving clues (yet!). I think I'd rather sit on this one for a while.

A Chair.. No, wait.. You're sitting on hints.
...
Concubine?

Not, I'm afraid, Concubine.

Wait a minute, I'm getting something through from the judges. I'm afraid that we're going to have to accept your first answer, which was "Chair". "Chair" is correct.

As per tradition: the winner starts the new game. Go 'mouse.

Well I'm just going to sit here and wait, because I'd really like to play.

I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter L.

Letter?

Erm.. you don't get off quite that easily...


But that does bring up a question... Do all the clues have to be letters?

(I was -going- to say something like 'something blue' or something like that, but wasn't sure that was allowed. (Obviously it would have to be something that is -commonly- blue, since we're not all in the same room. )

Well now, the traditional formula is "...something beginning with...", but it's your throw: you can use any rules you like.

Lightbulb?

*butting in rudely*

leg!!

*apologises and creeps out*

Erm.. All guesses welcome, but sorry, both wrong.

However, my mood -is- softening a bit.