h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I em glad to be your friend.Let me tell you that i like to speak with honest people with experience in all spheres of life and as far as i can see you are exactly who i em looking for.

Hi Trish are you sleeping?

Trish if you do not write me in 2 minets i will be very angry at you

i forgot to tell you that i like very much such sexy women like you Trish

I don't think threatening to be angry at someone is the way to make friends.

Take the hint, she doesn't want to talk to you.

She will,she will i know

You are being pestering again, leave her alone. She hasn't replied to you once, as she has better things to do then talk erotica with a sleazy, pervert who hasn't had an original thought on h2g2 once.

Do not offend the participants in our so loved H2G2 Kaz.By the way i wanted to hear the opinion of Trish not your.Your opinion i have already heard somewhere else!

I've been on h2g2 for a couple of years now, you've been on for a few weeks and all you do is bore people with your obsession with erotica. If you loved h2g2, you would have explored it a bit, and began to understand how it worked, as opposed to insulting your ace and then pretending that everyone who replies to you is the same person. You don't have the basic understanding of how h2g2 works.

Lady Thunderwing,

The last two days we, a rather mixed group of h2g2 inhabitants, have had a series of long and intensive discussions with arsi.
It appears arsi (full name arsenal) is a fourteen year old girl. She recently found out she's pregnant and she now develops a tendency to like girls. This causes -obviously- some stress, and this stress may be the reason for her apparently incoherent behaviour.
We're sorry if her behaviour caused you any problems, made you worry or made you feel unhappy. I think arsi now has herself reasonably well under control.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/HouseRules

several of the comments that you have made are not only in breach of the house rules,but are offensive.

I trust you will also bear in mind the penalties that are in place
and the likely hood that comments of this kind are covered under the
various new acts and trust the BBC will be forwarding your details to the relevent departments so "investigations" to see if you name is on the "register of sexual offenders" the style of posting you have shown is as such and i trust will be treated so.

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Our poor Arsi is so confused.. she'd probably the result of very traditional education and by now her early pregnancy and her new and to her possibly unconventional preferences must result in confusion.. Let's all try to help her?