h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The noticeboard bit in 'The Usual Suspects' when you're sitting there going - "oh how did I miss that"
Also the infamous bit in 'Reservoir Dogs' - Michael Madsen, the cop and 'Stuck in the Middle with You'

I agree with you on 'The Usual Suspects'! See I have actually seen some films!!

"Stop that rhyming, now, I mean it."

"Does anybody want a peanut?"

If you are talking Princess Bride, my favorite is the swordfight with the ' I'm not left handed' bit in it. Best swordfight ever, by the way.

Other scenes would include the ' I don't tip' scene in Reservoir Dogs, the 'sometimes people just self combust' scene in Repo man, Dennis Hopper on drugs in Blue Velvet..........i better stop before i get onto Apocalypse Now !!!!!

No, don't stop. I love Apocalypse Now. What's your favourite part? I like the monologue when he says "Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins they gave me one..."

Has to be Robbie Coltraine in "Goldeneye" when he feel the coldness of Bond's pistol on his cheek.

"Ah a Smithers PPK semi automatic, only two peopl in the world I know use such a weapon, and I've killed one, how are you Mr. Bond"

Henchmen appear from nowhere and pull weapons on Bond.

BTW we are writing a H2G2 Bond script over at

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=19534&thread=36548

any other officianados are more than welcome.

DD

All i know is whenever i here 'satisfaction' im not thinking of Mick Jagger but of the scene on the boat.

Just about the entire Colonel Killgore part is classic. Who could ever forget "Charlie don't surf" for instance, and the helicopters with the stereo blaring as they come over the horizon....

I saw "Fargo" again last night, and the scene when the police woman turns a corner and spots Peter Stormare plugging Steve Buscemi in to that woodchopper is absolutely hilarious. Apalling, yes, but funny. I love the Cohen brothers films. "Raising Arizona" was brilliantly funny, and "Barton Fink" was grandly filmed.

Aah, Goldeneye. I've got three words (letters, actually) for ya:

E.

M.

P.

My favorite aspect of PF is the fact that you can start watching it in the middle and go through the beginning of another run and not miss the story.

Don't forget "Lebowski" , the scene where Bridges and his pals are in the busted up car after making one of the stupidest gaffes in movie scene history.Hilarious.///My favorite scene from MEN IN BLACK - the bulldog when Jones keeps shaking it for a confession and the mutt whines like a dog...Or the scene in SLEEPER when Woody Allen is taken out of the cooler and he's in the motorized wheelchair performing slapstick on the scientists....Or Steve Martin in The Jerk when he's exclaiming how great it is that he gets to sleep in the bathroom ...

"I love the smell of napalm...smells like victory..."

The spin-off series "Angel" has its moments, too...

Evil counsellor: "What were your parents like?"

Angel: "Not bad." (Face morphs, fangs appear) "Tasted like chicken."

Try these two bits of genius:
Spike:"Quick, to the Angel-mobile"
and
Angel: "You can be a rainbow, not a pain-bow" (I think)
and while we're on the subject two of my favourite Buffy quotes:
Xander: "It's a statistical impossibility for a sixteen year old girl to unplug a phone"
and
Xander: "I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex."

to pick only one scene is way to hard i can name 5 from blake's 7 alone villa's i want to live forever or die trying is a good one then theres villa's we can have anything we want i going to ask for a golden palace with a bodyguard of a 100 no a 1000 hand picked virgins in red fur uniforms i'll call them villa's royal mounties or the one after he had just left the woman of his dreams then been shouted at i think i have just made the biggest mistake of my life to which orac said knowing your past record and your nack for them i doubt it but the one that always get a big laugh is are you ready del-boy with the chandler falling past or the one in the bar when he falls over and there just the ones i can think of here and now so how can we pick just one

to pick only one scene is way to hard i can name 5 from blake's 7 alone villa's i want to live forever or die trying is a good one then theres villa's we can have anything we want i going to ask for a golden palace with a bodyguard of a 100 no a 1000 hand picked virgins in red fur uniforms i'll call them villa's royal mounties or the one after he had just left the woman of his dreams then been shouted at i think i have just made the biggest mistake of my life to which orac said knowing your past record and your nack for them i doubt it but the one that always get a big laugh is are you ready del-boy with the chandler falling past or the one in the bar when he falls over and there just the ones i can think of here and now so how can we pick just one

That would only be 2 words if you wrote it out

You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

As you wish...

This is driving me mad!!Which film is this from.I know I will kick myself when someone tells me!!

A certain Scotsman I know changed the phrase you are referring to,to
They may take our credit cards but they'll never take our freedom!!!!
It really brings it up to date,don't you think!!!!