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mighty peach king Started conversation Jul 10, 2003
An old couple were having a holiday in the east with their pet dog and went to a restaurant. They couldn't understand any of the menu so they just pointed at a random dish. Their dog needed to eat too so they pointed at the dog and then pointed at their mouth, indicating eating. Thewaiter took the dog away to the kitchen supposedly to rustle it up some grub. The couple sat at their table looking around at the other diners, the fat man, the tall man, the husband and wife that ate without saying a word. Finally, their dish arrived it was on a platter with a cover on. The waiter set it down on the table and removed the cover.
The couple saw a pile of noodles, garnished with cuts of dog meat and decorated on the top with the red collar of their prized poodle. The collar had a bell on it it tinkled as the couple sat in unblinking astonishment.
POODLE NOODLE
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soliltary potto. (wearer of humerously sloganed t-shirts) Posted Jul 12, 2003
your sick you know that? where did you even hear that? do you have any idea how upset those old people must have been?...*thinks* i wonder if they ate it?
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mighty peach king Posted Jul 21, 2003
I don't know I would have eaten it.
I'm not sick just a bit twisted and I think its a lovely story so there!
Peach 
I'll keep in touch with u this holiday through h2g2 so keep checkin cos I don't want 2 waste my phone unless the conversations PRIVAte
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soliltary potto. (wearer of humerously sloganed t-shirts) Posted Jul 27, 2003
PRIVAte? what are you suggesting mr secrecy? 
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