h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Work: Practising avoidance techniques - find the never at her desk strategy particularly successful along with strewn papers everywhere and signs of "I'm snowed under" keeping the masses at bay. Find the phrase "Do I look like a f**!!ng people person?" works well if accompanied by mad, staring expression.

Anyway, it's nearly time to go, chaos, panic, & disorder reign - my work here is done....

Are you a person named Millie Coleman Millard or an accountancy firm?

I can confirm that as of today (Thursday, 10.30am) I am what could loosely be described as a human, however, I could possibly metamorphasise into a red brick building that contains scurrying people waving calculators and budget sheets and worrying endlessly about subsection P41/93/jd.2 of the latest off shore tax law, but its remote. Who are you?

An earth-bound Lifeform of varying chemical composition and/or general disposition according to state of mind.

The only reason I asked is that a lot of Accountancy and Law firms have names which resemble yours in general structure - Ruddman, Laird, Diddely & Spaggot or Botcher Botcher Ruddman Rutter or Tinkywinky Lala Po & the other one - What do they call accountancy firms where you are? If they call people Millie Coleman Millard or Leighton Archibald Carruthers, then they probably call their law firms Jim or Barry or something??
And where is that anyway?

You can call me MCM if you like since acronyms are the in thing these days. I work slap bang in the middle of London. As for accountancy firms, I must confess to not having much to do with them really, I can't even do a basic formula in Excel, but I did pass my maths exam! Life is far too damn short to worry about accountants don't you think. Been to your page and see that you Mic - hello! MCM

hello.
life is too short to give a f**k about money at all... unless you run out...
I also am mathematically crap although in the real world this has not mattered anywhere as much as my math teacher said it would...

I couldn't agree more - teachers, a nice bunch but I wouldn't take anything they say as absolute! You sound a bit disenchanted with things.... What gives? Boring job? I have an incredibly boring day job (I'm training to be a homoeopath part-time) but at least it gives me a chance to do this sort of thing!

This is a great training format for the stalking arts! (a homeopaths dream site )If you learn to track and follow researchers and subjects at h2g2, then mere humans are a piece of cake.

God I hope so! Homoeopathy is kind of like detective work - finding out what's gone on, looking at health/emotional trauma history. I guess I'm just really nosey, but let's face it there's nowt strange as folk!

Mexican walking fish are pretty strange. And the thing I found under my sink yesterday was quite strange... I guess it depends on the folk in question.