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Ummm. If I put my hand there welll....
We ARE good friends aren't we? I wouldn't like to take advantage of the situation.

oh my!!! i believe i am seeing you in a whole new way now!!
btw....your spin shows that you have left foot red...are you sure you can get in that position safely??
monsy

This wouldn't happen to be Wowbagger the infinitely prolonged would it?
If yes, then HI! it's me Sam Mellor. I didn't know you were a member here etc. etc. etc.

If no, then, oops.

It maybe an oops Sam. I'm not sure if I know you, though I may have insulted you in my travels. There is also a Wowbagger TIP amongst us. He might be the one you know .

As you can see I'm in a rather embarrassing situation with Ms Monsy here and I'm not sure how to get out of it. The only red place I may be able to put my foot may be my face Ms Monsy *blushes*.

*starts to giggle uncontrolably at the sight of wowbagger attempting to stay upright on the mat* i think we might be a bit like a pretzel here, ermmmmm........i think i might be ermmmmmm.....oh no!!!, i am loosing my balance!!!!
*falls over crashing into the floor with a THUD!!* oh my!! guess that means you win
*looks over at sam* i think that wowbagger is correct, you may be speaking of wowbagger tip, he can be found about two doors down on your right
monsy