h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well youve arrived, by now those of you who'm view them selfs as A. Astute....http://www.ncadc.org.uk/letters/news18/62.html B. Well versed in the noble art of calligraphy and communication.........http://www.howtoenjoy.co.uk/interests/caligraphy.htm. C Retired or still teaching subject or topic aforementioned.....http://www.arp050.org.uk/asp/home/index.asp D Pompus aurgumentative and yes as a matter of fact i wrote the aforemention...http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F99011?thread=296304&skip=180&show=20 E Just a innocent by stander caught up in the middle of.........http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/U215480 F someone who is here for purpose's yet to be revealed...post 10 http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/FP110768?thread=286368&post=4165186#p4165186 G A italic......http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A775019 H A moderater......http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A689385 I No not me (refer to [A,D,F.J,K' for explanation of joke] the big cheese boss of site auntie you know who i mean.... J Guru.....http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/U40285 K Ace......http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/U180656 L Person i was answering..... M Someone who is Trolling L [ask A,F G,H,IJ,K' M] for explanation.... alt http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/U165955 N A lurker... O I new you would visit page.... P Someone peeking over your shoulder.... Q Yes the boss of mi5..... R Any one employed by "Q".......http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A853292 S Goverment employees D.H.S.S T.O ect.......http://www.ukonline.gov.uk/Home/Homepage/fs/en T Genuine researchers........... U YES YOU I HAVE TO SHOUT [see A,B,C,D.G.H.J,K,re shouting on line? ].. V [ see A if they are a they will know who V is ]answer will be provided send blank signed cheque will be returned to bank answer on back http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/AddThread W Time travellers on a short visit/holiday ect....... X An archaeologist finding this lap top several milleniums from now.... Y Some one picking up internet communication in the far reaches of space (missing emails must end up somewhere) Z Any one who does not fit into above groupas there commited member elsewhere...http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/U236276 Childish mistakes will be made in several of my replies (you've)top of page note bene i could have used you have but for speed i used ' i also disregard other rules miss out words full stops ect,if my style of communication offends you as a result of this tough luck it is far to late for me to change . I will also state views and opinion's on a wide range of subjects, that does not mean to say i am have spent a life time in the further pursuit of same. Some of the views i express will make you want to jump up and down write to the bbc,primeminister{write or email them daily please,please if you do nothing today write to whoever they are,do it know )after all that is there job} back to topic as i was saying,i tend to provoke a hostile responce to some posting to a remark where by i have made a "joke" that does not mean i condone the behaveior i was jokeing about(write/email/text/phone/fax your primeminister was not a joke)it is just another way of communication and since most humour is either about the suffering of others................!?..................(thought about it then)think some more?................................. so it is logical or to put it another way-- ergo ---catch 22---i'm dammed if ido or dammend if i dont. All right here goes i find this post on say for example http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F131575?thread=326385 (notice " " was not in list if he is who he said he is he knows what i mean allready if he does not exist why mention him) i reply just for example and dont agree with you on that particuler point it does not necitate that i am personly attacking you so grin and bear it "GOD" will forgive me so why dont "you". Smileys did you know they can also be used in code http://www.bbc.

good i,m first do not attempt justfie any of suggestions refered to as i do not accept responsibilty for any of the content that can be seen to be iresponsible or incitement to disobey, how ever you can write to your mp or whoever ect and ask them what to do next

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ah but you forgot iii'm a lumberjack and i'm ok......

i work all night and sleep all day............

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This the Temple of Re-organised Dis-organised Confusion
[dedicated to our lady chaos]? If not, where in Thud am I?

Bewitched Bothered Bewildered,

then go to here chair empty http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/F127493?thread=506472

So much to smile at, so little time,then if so
Bodly bodily oddily covered in the mallow of the mellow,shoveled jello the seams to week to,follow the swallow that is so shallow as walk on hallowed ground that we grovel on travel on the journey,we all will see that gurney ,no matter what we earn nee to fill that cursed purse.
For the love of. words that are turning glee and ghee weeks early i must be on my way
to squeel squelsh quosh quish, feel deep inside for the word,
lie beg steal cheat wheel for the words "right step out off place"

Carry on with the race,gushing rushing down mill hill
spilling chilling thrilling still feel the brill untill
the stroke upon the twelve the kill

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is finished just have to go back the other way

hello

hallo fellow sporkite , or should i say sporkette ?

either/or!

hello.

sorry, Im feeling like being annoying!

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has anyone seen Ronny? Mr Soak has been missing from work, the yaks need milking... or there won't be any butter for the tea