h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would like to speak to you about something different

Marj,

The last two days we, a rather mixed group of h2g2 inhabitants, have had a series of long and intensive discussions with arsi.
It appears arsi (full name arsenal) is a fourteen year old girl. She recently found out she's pregnant and she now develops a tendency to like girls. This causes -obviously- some stress, and this stress may be the reason for her apparently incoherent behaviour.
We're sorry if her behaviour caused you any problems, made you worry or made you feel unhappy. I think arsi now has herself reasonably well under control.