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an apple tree

what now?


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Classic Krissy

We work feverishly to produce more fruit-flavored jelly products?


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beetle, return of

we do? Grape or Strawberry?


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Classic Krissy

Both, obviously. And pineapple.


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beetle, return of

How about hippo flavored jelly? Cactus?


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Post 6

Classic Krissy

OOOOOOOOOOooooo How about elephant? Pakederm Punch!


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beetle, return of

Reminds me of a story....

A woman walks into a restaurant and asks the waiter what they serve. The waiter says the restaurant prides itself on being able to serve any food she orders. The woman decides to test this. She orders an elephant ear sandwhich. The waiter apologies that he can not make that. The woman laughs and told the waiter that she didn't think the restaurants claim was valid. The waiter told the woman, "But miss, i can not serve you the sandwhich only because we ran out of the big bread yesterday."

I didn't say it was a funny story.


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Post 8

Classic Krissy

That's true.

You didn't.



Actually, I lie. I chuckled quite a bit. smiley - smiley I would also like an elephant ear sandwich, but without the ear and a little bit of extra mayo. I'm assuming it comes with bacon.


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Post 9

beetle, return of

Would you care to add a side of fries to that?


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Post 10

Classic Krissy

I would SO care to.


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Post 11

beetle, return of

Barbecue sauce?


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Post 12

Classic Krissy

Ketchup.


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Post 13

Spartus

Dijon mustard. smiley - smiley


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Post 14

Classic Krissy

Spartus always has to get soooooo fancy pants.


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Post 15

Spartus

Do you know what's IN ketchup??

And what's more, don't you know how hard it is to get a stain out fancy pants?


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Post 16

Classic Krissy

I do. Tomatoes. And some sugar. And that's ALL!!! *covers her ears and sings "la la la"*

I've heard enough about rat droppings today.


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Post 17

Spartus

How about "cockroach butts"?


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Post 18

beetle, return of

But that's where you get the protien.


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Post 19

Spartus

Well, I know that, but will SHE listen? Noooooooo...


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Post 20

Classic Krissy

I've listened. What I've heard makes me just SICK. Cockroach butts RAW?? That's absoulte madness. That's where salmonella comes from!!!


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