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Post 1

Ant

You old hippy, you smiley - winkeye


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Post 2

an apple tree

aw
ant's in huggin mode-o-rama


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Post 3

what you know as km

Mmm... almost always preferable to high-explosives mode.


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Post 4

beetle, return of

Aww

*blushes*

silly


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Post 5

an apple tree

I KNOW! let us play Let's See How Easy It Is To Make Beetle Blush!
that's always fun


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Post 6

beetle, return of

It's not all that easy, i assure you


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Post 7

an apple tree

*draws up blueprints*


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Post 8

what you know as km

*takes out Little Cosmetological Engineer's Big Box of Pigments and plunks it down on the floor next to tree*


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Post 9

beetle, return of

*takes a chair and watches intently*


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Post 10

an apple tree

right then! i'll just hop to cosmetologically arranging pigments then, shall i....
nhg. nhg


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Post 11

what you know as km

For those ladies and gentlemen in our audience who are unfamiliar with cosmetological jargon, an apple tree has just arranged pigments thusly:

natural | hooloovoo | green | natural | hooloovoo | green


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Post 12

beetle, return of

Just like a lava lamp.


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Post 13

what you know as km

Yes, just like a lava lamp. Not mine, but others, no doubt.


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