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Post 21

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Maybe.


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Post 22

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

I think it ought to be...


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Post 23

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Okay, I'll make it clear.



smiley - discoWE ARE AT WAR WITH THE THINGITES!!smiley - disco

In the meantime, we've agreed to an armistice with them.


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Post 24

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

...Ah. Right then.

*goes back to sipping ramune*


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Post 25

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*bangs head against the wall*


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Post 26

Tango

What did the wall do to annoy you? Leave the wall alone.

Tango


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Post 27

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

*bangs head against Tango*


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Post 28

Tango

*knocks Ralph out cold with a sudden and unexpected right hook*

I believe there is a clause in the not striking senior officers rule to do with self defense, yes?

Tango


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Post 29

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

No!! Where's an MP when you need one!


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Post 30

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

Righe here! ...I think...

*smashes empty wine bottle over Tango's head*


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Post 31

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Well done!!

Orders for today: Shoot Reefgirl on sight. Don't ask me why, these orders come from the top.


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Post 32

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

*nods, salutes*

Will do.


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Post 33

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Orders for the day: Reefgirl has been granted a pardon. Don't shoot her on sight.


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Post 34

Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon)

...right then. Then I'll make that a 'won't do.'


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Post 35

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - ok! Anyone up for a training battle?


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Post 36

F F Churchton

I'm good for it!!!


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Post 37

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Okay. Who shall we fight?


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Post 38

F F Churchton

Walls have always remained a thorn in our sides, lets attack them!!!


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Post 39

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Good plan!!


*kicks nearest wall*


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Post 40

F F Churchton

*Slices wall with a metalic slicing device*!!!


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