h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why do men find them so hard to say? why? i demand answers. and i'm not leaving 'til i get them (how oddly in character. nevermind).

which two?

sorry, really should stop writing my internal musings down, i just needed to vent, semi-anonymously

the two words were thank and you, in that order

long story

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could be worse, it could be those 3 little words which men can never say

hmm yes well, no comment

Those three little words my doctors told me I'm not aloud to say them, apparently I'm allergic to them

sorry, i just popped by and wanted to reply to this little conversation that was over. when i first read it, i thought that you meant the three words spoken about above, and i was ready to go into this long drawn out diatribe, but now, hmmm. i think that consideration of others has taken a serious turn, and that makes me ill. but i dont want to start a big discussion, so i will just say that thank you is an important thing to say when someone does something for you, plain and simple.
bye

kalu

Oh, OK then

i'm afraid that i'm sorry to say that i am still waiting

sitting by the phone waiting and waiting

well, ok not really

but he could think that couldn't he? ok no probably not

nevermind - i'll find some hideous way to exact revenge (enter suggestions here

I thought we came up with quite a few on TraKter Pilots home page, and now you want more!

Glaws

there can never be enough vindictive revenge ideas

the problem is i'm not actually likely to get access to his trousers (that sounds so dodgy, nevermind), or any of his personal effects - maybe his car, but that's a heap anyway and i'm unlikely to get inside it

i just sent him an email(part of a generic list with my new contacts because i have moved) so we'll see if that prompts a reply

the other problem is that i've just worked put that i really need to get some stuff back off him (namely a latex mask and a blow up dinosaur - long story) so i really need to ring him, but i will not.

well not yet.

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the forlorn idiot grrl

Pity, because if you had access to his CD player you could accidently (of course) put a PC CD ROM into it, apparently it's not too good for the old speakers. Then of course there's completely spiteful - sugar in the petrol tank.

Latex mask and a blow up dinosaur *ponders* no I definitely won't ask

Where's Zed the sender of sunbeams when you need him? Don't worry wait 10 mins and three will turn up at once (always the way)

Glaws