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Oh dear - angst
Spanner Started conversation Sep 15, 1999
Nerves should be banned. In fact I think I shall start a movement on campus called SAN - Students Against Nerves. Nerves are all bad, well ninety percent bad. They sit in your stomach, or in your throat and make you feel nauseous or strangled, respectively. I say bah humbug to all nerves - especially the self-inflicted-closure-intended nerves which you know your life would be so much less stressful without, but you know that you're going to have to face the nerve-source sooner or later so instead of waiting for it to hunt you down, catching you up with every passing minute, you rush at it, and throw yourself on its horns. Or something like that.
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Jazzman Posted Sep 15, 1999
Ha Ha There is nothing you can do about it now......posted
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Spanner Posted Sep 16, 1999
Grrrrrrrrrrrr at you - although medicine always tastes bad
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Johnny the Red Posted Sep 16, 1999
I can heartily testify that nerves are all bad - especially the one under my eye that twitches uncontrollably when I'm stressed - as Jazzman (if Jazzman is who I think she is) can confirm. It makes it awfully hard to aim. As for the source of the stress .... all your humble servant can offer is the use of my trusty sack. Now ... if only I had a hammer ....
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Spanner Posted Sep 17, 1999
um i was sure you didn't have a sack in your repertoire (sp?) - that's a hillbilly barbie exclusive surely - and we all know what i'd do if I had a hammer...
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Johnny the Red Posted Sep 17, 1999
no wait, I know the answer to this one ... you would give the hammer to me so I could complete my ornamental hammer and sickle set, right?
what the hell does (sp?) mean? $%&*#@$!!!!
Anyway, Hillbilly Barbie has given me extensive instruction in his sack-play now if only I could work out how to do a raised eyebrow).
.... I'd rather be a hammer than a nail ... yes I would .... if I could ....
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Jazzman Posted Sep 17, 1999
You guys are silly. I'm going out drinking bye. Although I can add that sticking your neck out tends to increase the odds of having it cut off.....although when it's not it's all good.......But is that enough to make up for all the blood?
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Spanner Posted Sep 17, 1999
Thank you for your calm words of wisdom, gee i feel sooooo much better, nerves all gone now, how incredibly soothing - it's like going out on the tree (where the fruit are) and BREAKING YOUR NECK WHEN YOU FALL OUT. ahhh how relaxing.
GRRRRRRRR
Spanner Posted Sep 17, 1999
Careful where you cast your aspersions in open forums dear - they may get stuck on something nasty with big claws and fangs. grrrrrrr.
Ahhhhh
Jazzman Posted Sep 19, 1999
Why do we do it to ourselves? The eternal question answer humans are stupid
Ahhhhh
Spanner Posted Sep 19, 1999
does that mean we shouldn't take risks, we shouldn't try to break out of our little existences, caged in by past experiences and the environment we are born into? i for one am all against that approach of laying down and dieing rather than fighting for life. but i digress. again.
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