h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A geek checklist? Hmm.

I may be coming to the Onion, but I'm moving house mid August so it's most likely to be a case of seeing if I turn up on the day, depending on how well the move/packing is all going.

Bah! I'm sure you can delay something as comparitivley insignificant as moving your so-called "house". Priorities man!

This pays for the beer

Oh yes, we went through it and discovered that he's in no way a geek and is in fact...oh wait I'd better not say it
*grins at Mr T*

A nerd?

*grins*
No it was either you as cute or cool I can't recall...maybe it was both

Now you've started confusing me with a penguin.

It's the taste for fish that does it.

*grins*
Aaawww look at the cute little penguin boy...
*ruffles Mr T's hair then runs for cover giggling to herself*

Stop that, I need my fur to remain water-resiliant or I will catch cold and die.

That's water voles and ducks!
But look how cool you look with ruffled hair
*wondering how long she can keep this up for before he gets annoyed*

We might be well passed that by now.

Aaaw no surely not, everyone likes being told how cool they are
*hands Mr T a shiny new glittery plectrum to apologise for annoying him*

Ooooh! Shiny!

Plectrum accepted!

*grins*
I knew that'd work... Shiny things, the way to Mr T's forgiveness