h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There is a fly in my room that I can not kill.

if it helps my hand is increadibly saw and its hard to type the methodology of the gorup project that i am currently avoiding

We've got an insect-zapper... I've never used it.

Traveller in Time on his head
"Perhaps invite a frog?"

Hmm, the frog idea has potential. We've got gazillions of treefrogs and they seem happy enough in the refrigerator, so I could have tried. My dog ended up eating it.

Ah. Ada eats moths and bites spirtitly at flies, but never cathces them.

Ours really like bees and dust motes, too. She can't catch flies? Not even the lazy ones that drift all over the place?

Oh she can catch them, she just doesn't.

Mine snaps at anything that flutters, but I hope she never catches a bee or a wasp...

Yes, that does get kind of ugly. Nicky hates bees so much that he catches them...then he hates them even more...

I really don't think Ada would like catching Bees, or the European wasps we have now seem to have acquired

Yes, I can see how that would not be nice.

My old dog used to eat bees. We decided that she didn't like the humming and this got rid of it. She never got stung, but stopped eating them when he lost most of her hearing.

Now I'd never thought of that. Today, planes were breaking the sound barrier right above our house and Grumpy was barking at me like I was doing it.

I think you were, you're just not willing to admit it.

WHOA! Does that mean that I can actually mach out and not even realize it?????

Stacy, the best a man can get

You have to have seen the Gilette adverts for that to work admittedly, so all you Yanks and Aussies can just smile and nod.

We, too, get those stupid Gilette commericals. The hysterical ones where razors are zipping around the television screen and dark haired men are crawling around the bathroom or on a bed that only has sheets on it. Hahahahaha...

Those ended here about 5 years ago, I can't remember that much about them, so I will just smile and nod.

Oh, truly, you're missing out.