h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Officially down with the evil bug(s) prowling my school. Today our Youth Leadership was scheduled a meet. We were to go to the hospital and DEFACS and all of those lovely places. When we first go to the hospital, the tour guide asked me if I was stoned. NO, I wasn't, thanks for your concern. So we poked around and went into the operating room. The lady was lecturing and something posessed me to leave the room. Less than fifteen seconds later, I felt like I was about to pass out. KATHUNK! Thar she blows! I was only out of it for a split second so we walked around a little more. I went home, obviously and spent about two hours hallucinating on the couch. I have a negative temperature and feel like absolute crap. Three more days that I can miss from school...

Wow, last night was a ride I'll never forget. The medication that I took yesterday morning was CoricidinHBP. It is a supposedly 'safe' medication for those who are sensitive to many other drugs. Teenagers overdose on it to get high, but a single dosage almost killed me. My mother happened to come across an article about this in People magazine last night and rushed me to the hospital. Scary stuff.

Wow. Thats not good. I hope you get better soon!

thanks. i am fine now, excepting that ive lost something in translation. colors are off, things arent there when i reach for them, and spelling is weird.

Creepy... Really creepy... Hope you're allright...

indeed it is. so much for 'safe'.

Norway has a nice way of testing medications... They don't allow them into the country until some other country has been using it for years and the effect can be measured...

this medication is an ancient medication. my mother used it when she was little. apparently, my reaction to it was a one in a million kinda deal.

How... odd... So the medication just didn't... match... you?

What happend was this. In the dark reaches of what we shall call her body, her immune system descided that the mediication was a vicsious virious bent on destroying her body. It thus produced thousands apon thousands of T - cells and white blood cells to combat it. This reduced her energy levels. Then it attacked the medicine and the virus at the same time, eventully winning, but not without making her come out with a hot fever, aches, pains and eveything else that one normally gets whenones immune cells outnumber most over cells 5 times over. Then all her surplues immune cells died due to lack of anything else to do, and thus she got better.

How do I know this? I watch WAY to many documentries.

I saw something about this on a childrens programme when I was about five... An "into the body" cartoon, if I remember correctly... ahh, the joys.

*shudder* those things should be banned. i just had an overreaction to the medication.

my god! How are you now?

I have only three question, how do you make a cinnamon spider?, is weremongouse acceptable? and how is Tacysa now?

#1: cinnamon spider's just a song I like by Jack off Jill

#2: you become a werebeast at A899391, just sign up there and you'll be added to the list

#3: I have no idea

Well I wasn't expecting you to answer the last one. And I was thinking that it was the drink thats made of some form of soft drink plus ice cream and other stuff I can't remember at this particular moment.

Really? I never knew that! That's really cool

Apparently they were quite popular at some point

Wow!

I'm lovely though a bit off...not unusual but more so than usual. *rolls eyes* darakat, i have a werecow/artichoke, so im sure that a weremongoose would be fine.