h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've noticed a recent decline in the creativity of my titles. At least I can't sink any lower than this. (knock on wood). Ok here's what's going down in Z-World:

Prom: Friday May 5 was Campbell's prom. My date was Bobbie Trgovac, who just joined h2g2 ( http://www.h2g2.com/U118840 ). We met in the parkinglot of a local church, where we took pictures by the limo. Actually our families took the most pictures. Some members of our party were late, and they just kept taking pictures until they finally got there. Our driver seemed like he was missing a few cards. He started heading for a bridge that everyone but him knew was closed, and we had to redirect him. As a result we ended up making a detour through the ghetto, and I started wondering whether the windows were bulletproof. We finally arrived at the hall where our prom was. After we voted for king and queen, the school janitor (sans broom and bucket) took the official picture, and we proceeded to say hi to everyone and generally look glamorous. Well, at the time I thought I looked glamorous, but I probably just looked silly. Next up was chow time, but I wasn't hungry (for once) so I just drank the punch. Finally it was time to hit the dance floor. I can dance about as well as Jabba the Hut, but I gave it a shot anyway. The highlight of the dance was when our Government teacher went out there during a fast dance and went nuts. Then there was the wedding incident. I forget when I first heard about it, but there was a wedding reception in another part of the hall, and some kids snuck in. Most of them settled for sampling cookies, but one guy took it a step further, catching the garter, putting it on the lady's leg, and taking pictures with the wedding party. Well, it turned out the bride was the niece of the guy who owned the place, and to make a long story short, Campbell's going to have to find a new place to host their prom next year. After the king and queen were announced we left the prom. We had the limo take us to the Olive Garden where once again I didn't eat. Well, I did have a breadstick, but now I wish I hadn't, cause it was pretty nasty. After we left the restraunt everyone pretty much wen't their seperate ways. I wanted to go to a party so they dropped me off at the house of the guy who was supposed to be hosting it. As a matter of fact he was the king of prom, due in part to telling people to vote for him if they want to go to his party. But when I arrived there was no party. His Majesty was nowhere to be seen. We found out that his mom wouldn't let him have it, and for a while it looked like there wouldn't be a party after all. But I got a ride with somebody and we went party hunting, and after a while everyone had regrouped at another guy's house. The night was saved. Now I can't go into too much detail about the party, but I'll give you an example: at one point I was singing a duet of We Are the Champions with another guy, making guitar noises and everything, until the cord from my camera hung out of my inside pocket and I thought my tux was coming apart, so I guess you can figure out what kind of party it was. All in all a great night, and even the bad parts are cherished memories now.

In other news: The song I was talking about earlier, "Be With You" by Enrique Iglesias, I dunno if it's subliminal messages or what, but every time I hear it, I go into a trance. Somebody told me I looked like I was stoned. It's so weird. And one time I had to turn it off in the middle, and for the next hour or so I felt and acted just like I was drunk. I know this sounds ridiculous, but it's all true.

H2G2 Vegetarian Society: It's going slower than I had hoped for, but I've finally got a few members, and now I'm waiting for Peta to put it on the front page as a pick. That should generate some publicity. We've got a long way to go before I can call it a success, but I think we're going to make it.

Other than that, I'm just keeping an ear out for that graduation song. Only 3 more weeks of school!