h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dir Sir and Madam,
we regret to inform you that your child is official insane. in fact the problem is so serious that our staff cannot control her.
we beg you to consider an asylum, as a better place for this...child.
if you would rather not pay the expensive entrance fee for the asylum, we have already reserved a time for the your animal...we mean child...to be hanged or decapitated or put in the electric chair...the choice is yours...
Of course, we as a school prefer the second option, as we feel the school lacks in school outings...and besides, we like seeing the insane twitch, before their face goes blue and foam forms at their mouths.......

we have already invited many people to the event, begging them to bring picnics and music..........such festivities need these items and more, as we are sure you understand.....

See you at the hanging/decapitating/electric chair room thing...
we fare thee well
signed.,

No, I'm quite positive. You really do worry me.

YAYAYAYAYAY - HAHAHHAHAHAH - i am having SO much fun!!!!!weeeeeeee!
-hippy hippo

dere's a 'ippy in da 'ouse......

So when are you being hanged? Can I come.