A Conversation for The Boars Head

The Beer Garden

Post 1

Researcher 224352

Welcome to the beer garden smiley - ok

I'll be back in a bit, just off to get the BBQ smiley - run


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Post 2

~:*-Venus-*:~

WOW!!! very nice smiley - smiley not sure about the planting though..you should of said i work in a garden centre..could have got u a good deal on hanging baskets n plants smiley - rose and as i practise horticulture would have done it for you ( for a fee of course) lmao

jen smiley - angel


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Post 3

Researcher 224352

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Post 4

~:*-Venus-*:~

Malo
Just a suggestion thats all smiley - smiley being in the trade so to speak, just thought you would appreciate some ideas from an "expert". After all we do have competition from the lders beer garden lol smiley - smiley

jen smiley - angel


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Post 5

Researcher 224352

venuskiss
did you have to bring the foLDers arms into itsmiley - grr
ok so the beer garden was a rush job becouse i wanted it ready for the summer hols n the plantings a bit thin so i'll give you the job to make it a place you wouldnt want to leave how much will you charge? i aint got a lot of smiley - 2cents leftsmiley - blush

Malo
smiley - rainbow


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Post 6

~:*-Venus-*:~

Malo
its ok i'll have smiley - stiffdrink instead....and smiley - choc for energy....Kew Gardens!! eat ur heart out!! lmao smiley - rose

jen smiley - angel


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Post 7

Researcher 224352

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Malo

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Post 8

SEF

I have been informed that this thread is inaccessible from a digibox.


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Post 9

SEF

So I came over here to investigate.


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Post 10

SEF

The first thing which struck me was that it wasn't very long (or very old) to have gone wrong already.


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Post 11

SEF

The next thing which struck me was the extraordinarily high number of invisible spacer smileys used by Malo.


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Post 12

SEF

They are even in lines where they serve no purpose (no other smileys or text to be spaced out).


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Post 13

SEF

Excessive numbers of smileys (along with other graphics and memory intensive things) has previously been cited as a cause of digibox failure.


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Post 14

SEF

I was informed that this thread did not have many smileys.


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Post 15

SEF

Instead it seems that it only _appeared_ not to have many smileys.


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Post 16

SEF

Whereas it actually had lots of copies of one particular (invisible) smiley.


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Post 17

SEF

If the digibox does not have any/much optimisation then downloading and "displaying" lots of copies of the same smiley may take just as much time and memory as lots of different ones would.


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Post 18

SEF

That might explain the inability to view this page of this thread.


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Post 19

SEF

Whereas a single element, even the space smiley itself, might be responsible for the malfunction that seems unlikely given the automated nature of page production and the general availability of all smileys and other graphics.


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Post 20

SEF

So in order to test my theory (and because it is a valid test in its own right) I am taking this thread to another page (by spreading out my argument to avoid accusations of spam).


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