h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to the celler,

If you see some one drunk in the corner,

Then leave me there, And help your self

malo

I can't go not while somebody or not is watching

yo jab, nice of you to drop in i was a sleep in corner till you started to piss on me lol the bogs up stairs mate your in the celler lol, im gonna have to water that beer down it's to strong i think lmao

Malo

Oh yea! The Cellar Must have thought I was in that other *ahem* classy joint... sorry *hands over a *

you knew you was in the boars head really your just after nicking a few kegs for the foLDers aint ya lol, so what you doing here? you been barred from the foLDers or something couldnt find there bogs either no doubt hands you a mop...well i aint cleaning it up
Malo

Sunday and I'm cleaning-up

Not nicking anything, there are 'other' ways of keeping the barrels topped up in the FoLDers

No not barred either, just looking around Thinking about a 'LapDance' club, right next to the RAJ Kebab shop

Have you a dart board?

well you used this place as a bog what do you expect

so you used the barrles in the folders as a bog too, glad your the only one i have served from the barrle they lent me

click on games room theres a dartboard in there too. theres a job as celler man if you want it?

Malo

OMG!!its a bit creepy down here
oooooh whats this??? WOW i've found the secret stock of YIPPEEEEEEE

jen

Creapy? well try it with the lights on

Can you fetch some please

blue you down here? what you doing down here?
watch the dogs. HI BRUTUS HI NERO has blue been to feed ya?
Malo

drinking southern and coke... better get these barrels of worthers changed pretty damned quick as i'm gagging for a decent pint.

crikey six in total, phew i'm glad thats done, temperatures set just right, cor theres a faint smell in here, as someone not found the right door for the gents or what. I shall have to get one of the cleaners down here.

BN.

...ooer its creepy in here...AAAAAGGGGGHHH!!! ......
hmmmmmm lets see...ooooooo that looks interesting .....so does that!!....>>>>>>>>>s out of cellar......with secret goodies!!! hehehehehehe WEG

Hey up there seems to be a few missing bottles in here, hold on i recognise that smell of perfume ( smells like Jen)NERO BRUTUS here boys smell this, seek and bring them to me

Regards BN.xxx

HA not a chance..while you've been off....me n Brutus n Nero have become great friends .....and whats wrong with my perfume may i ask

Are all you women the same, dont you understand that NERO and BRUTUS are only fed by raw meat and only by my hand, if you think that they have befriended you, it is all but a ploy that i have taught them, in order to get your trust and make it easier for them to play

Mind you they are nice enough unless they are upset or their master is unhappy (usually caused by low takings and pilfering)

Regards BN.xxx

hehehe if they want to play with me thats ok....but only if they play nicely...and i think your underestimating thier intelligence...as i found out..they're friendly enough if you have food...be it raw or otherwise..LMAO
here chaps!!! got some for you boys!! cheese & onion your favourites
OMG these s are putting on a bit of weight

I could answer that but i am in too cheeky a mood to do so, for fear of being beaten up by all the women in here with wet

Regards BN.xxx

smart move hun

hey forever the diplomat, now you know why i am a landlord

In saying that how about giving this place a quick once over for me, as you already pointed out we seem to have too many s in here.

Have fun Regards BN.xxx

did someone say s!! ...EEEEEEEK >>>>>>> i'm off!!!