h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And let me hasten to assure you I will not be first in line to test one of your ejection devices...

However, I applaud your inventiveness. You will fit in well here

Did you know that not long ago there was a serious proposal to make seatbelts mandatory on motorbikes?

Anyhow, if you need any help finding your way around here, just ask... me or anyone, for that matter.

Oh, and there are a few useful, (hopefully), links in drop-down menus on my ps, which you can locate simply by clicking on my nickname..