h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Depression-Who needs it?

I am in control of my destiny! I not them but me, I decide what to do and What I decide now is:

Cast off my problems and stand tall and proud!

I have seen the future of the Boards: There is No Hope, nor Moderators! There is only us!

Nothing will EVER improve therefore we must take control of our own destinies and I will not rest until we have attained a true place in these Boards!

We can accomplish anything if we put our minds to it- anything!

I AM IN CONTROL! I AM IN CONTROL!

AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT I CANNOT DO?

>>AND THERE IS NOTHING THAT I CANNOT DO?<<

Quite a few things actually:

Proclaim yourself the rightful King of England

Reinstate the British Empire

Fly a chartered airline flight

Claim Venusian citizenship

Buy out NASA

See?

With my mind Mike, with my Mind I can walk tall and powerful, I can challenge the monsters, cast aside the veil darkness and throw it on the fire of truth, of light and order!

Is there notanything beneath me that can get in my way? All other obstacles are crystal clear, so clear that I can see right through them and since they are invisible then they do not exist.

PRE-MOD WILL NEVER GET FIXED.

TROLLS WILL CONTINUE TO INVADE THE MESSAGEBOARDS.

THE MODERATORS WILL NEVER ACT.

These are facts and I am thus prepared. That I can tackle anything.

I AM IN CONTROL OF MY DESTINY HERE, NOT THEM BUT ME!

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Let's see you put your elbow in your ear then...

I can, I'm double jointed. Ha! Ha! Ha!

My turn, touch your left elbow with your left hand.

I can, as soon as I get my meat clever from the kitchen

I can touch my nose with my tounge! Though I have yet to find a situation where that particular talent is of any use

I used to be able to do that, but then my nose relocated to further up my face, and I can't do it anymore... or is it just that I haven't tried for several years.

Interesting? Are you sure that you were aiming for your nose? Was your tongue double-jointed?

I don't know if my tongue's double joined or not... how to you check?

Steven wonders vaguely how this thread got onto the subject of touching your nose with your tongue, and wonders how soon we can get off it.

So instead of continuing a check on double-jointed tongues let us continue to talk about.... Cheese! NO!

Doctor Who- Was he double-jointed? In Paradise of Death he survived a two hundred foot fall and he relaxed his bones- was this Time Lord equivalent of double-jointedness or another Time Lord gift?

How many Time Lord gifts are there?

Well theres the:
commemorative plate of Rassilon
The tablebook of timelord seals
The coffe mug of Rassilon
Convertable TARDIS'es