h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, it's not "Queex" and it's not "wrangler," but there's a secretly beautiful and vulgar word hidden in between there.

Excuse me for stepping in Mr Wrangler, but I'd have to direct Mr Wargamer to the nearest Short Guide to Short Words (http://uk.geocities.com/agirlcalledben/words.html) and please feel free to visit a Girl Called Ben who has been spending long hours working on it.

(You may not want to visit the link if you're underage, of a nervous disposition, or use a pacemaker!)

x x Fenny (Universal Tolerance for Sexual Language)

Ah, I wish no one had brought the subject up. He'll be crowing about it for DAYS.


What about your other interests, anyway? Like... knot-tying, as I mentioned earlier?

I'm no boy scout. I'm a man scout. *poses*
In any case buckles are far more practical.

Huh? Wha? Gah! I hate log-lag...

It's all go. Hold on to your hat.

I've completely lost track of this conversation...

It has a track?

Well, more of an un-worn, little known dirt track...

Goat trail?
Badger track?

No, a train track. This conversation's been 'railroaded' from it's original subject (whatever that was... knot-tying, wasn't it?)

x x F (UT)

I think it was probably more of a faulty, old, Optical Fibre...