h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

errrrrrrr. dear mrs. slartibartfast. you must be mad. not only are you replying to yourself, you cannot think of one useful criticism. and by the way you are quite silly and should seek some help.
sincerely,
mrs. slartibartfast

Get on with it!

Get on with it!

fine then!!!! i will!!!

oh nutters. i've lost track. what was i supposed to be saying?

Well - I think that you are doing well - at least by talking to yourself you can be assured of getting a reply that you can understand (sometimes)

rest assured i never understand my replies. i don't know why i bother. i never give myself a straight answer and babble incessantly til i become bored with the whole conversation and lose track yet again in the process. now what was i talking about?

You were talking about the wonders of bovine life.

bovine? what's a bovine? mooooooooo

You're a bovine, you cow.

i should think that i tend to run to the porcine. however, being a bovine, you wouldn't know that as you are usually quite idiotic and also rather mad

The grass is always greener on the other side.

other side of what?

phew, i'm confused now... where were you?
One cow says to the other "I'm not worried about that mad cow disease"
"why not? " says the second cow
"because i'm a squirrel !"

that's nuts.

but very funny.

"nuts? did someone say nuts? don't you know squirrels love nuts? share them round"

what sort of nuts do you prefer? i like a good macadamia, myself.

'Ello Mrs. S,
Having spotted your name lurking in such illustrious corners as ‘time concept’ discussion forums, I am compelled to seek your home researcher page, and point out that for the last decade or so, I have unwaveringly used “Slarti” for aliases, ids, passwords to maximum security information…. Of course, there is one exception to the unwavering use of this prestigious name, and that is for the porpoises of h2g2, where in a staggering break from tradition, I have pretty much used my own name. Typical really, but it’s finally reassuring to see that at least one other individual on this planet making good use of the title.

The anarchist formerly know as Slarti.

Well done BAZZA
didnt think I'd recognize you
did you ?





ha hah