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Know what I'm tired of?

Post 1

Classic Krissy

I'm tired of the fact that Jennifer Love Hewitt is back for the summer after I thought I'd finally gotten rid of her for good.

Also I don't want to hear anymore about how Chili's new Mucho Grande Nachos are crazy butt-bumpin' big.

The problem is I DO want to see NYPD Blue and The Simpsons.

Ahhh the horrible paradox of it all!


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Post 2

Akasword

Personally, I hate soccer moms in their suburbans and minivans that they don't know how to drive. I also hate people with money and power that feel that the rest of the world are their slaves. Enough being bitter, tell me how you REALLY feel.


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Post 3

Spartus

But Krissy, hon, those nachos are freaky-deaky big, too...

That commercial frightens me. Greatly.


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Post 4

Akasword

Hey! I wanna see the commercial too! You...you....you commercial mongerers


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Post 5

Classic Krissy

No you don't. You really don't. It gets into your brain and hurts it. I hate it. Spartus, does it make you want to smash your tv? Because it does me.


And then the new stoopid coke commercials are stoopid.


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Post 6

Spartus

Which ones? Most Coke commercials are stupid.


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Post 7

Akasword

that doesn't change the fact that you are commercial-mongerers and rat-b*****ds. smiley - winkeye


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Post 8

Classic Krissy

No. No it doesn't. Nor does it give me the bullets to put in this rifle so that I can kill that ugly little Pepsi brat.


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Post 9

Akasword

Hey, I can send you some of those if you would like smiley - winkeye


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Post 10

Classic Krissy

Pepsi brats? *is shocked*

I didn't know there were that many.


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Post 11

Akasword

yeah, they're really getting on my nerves and I was hoping that you would shoot them too.


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Post 12

Classic Krissy

I've been picking off as many as I can. They multiply like friggin' rabbits they do.


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Post 13

Spartus

That is really not a pleasant mental image, you know.


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Post 14

Akasword

yeah, but can you imagine what all of those demonic voices sound like?


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Post 15

Bob Gone for good read the jornal

Yes I can because they tell me to do things all the time. Hay what is that white van doing out side? No not the straght jacket agane s**t.


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Post 16

Akasword

They're coming to take us away! He He! They're coming to take us away!

*skips and tumbles around like a crazed midget*


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Post 17

Classic Krissy

Carefull, I also kill crazed midgits on principle alone.

*gets everyone in her sights*


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Post 18

Akasword

*suddenly shifts-shape to a loony dwarf*

*continues tumbling*


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Post 19

Bob Gone for good read the jornal

Now if we are going on about shooting things I would like to add traffic wordens especally the ones who give me parking tickets they should die.

*demonic wispering*

We cant do that mister flibble who would clean up the mess.


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Post 20

cafram - in the states.

Speaking of shooting ppl...Australia now has a GST!

smiley - smiley Happy GST Day! smiley - smiley

Grab a fish smiley - fish and slap yourself in the face, that's what we're doing!

I must apologise most sincerely for my immature drunkenness...although I am completely sober. I'm sorry. I'll go sit in the corner now.


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