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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 7, 2003
A friend of mine once mentioned Ann Widdecombe....naked.
It took me a full 3 months to get that image out of my head 
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the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Apr 8, 2003
I wasn't being quiet. I was just somewhat flabbergasted by the whole 'Last Days of Rome' ambience that was going on (induced bleeding, wild promiscuity, the sacrifice of the red-bearded stranger).
And you try explaining to people that you're Scorpion deRooftrouser in a noisy pub. Actually, don't. Because you're not.
Unless it's me reading this just to make myself look foolish.
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 8, 2003
Just looking at your name, Scorpion - didn't you get a pen?
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the late Scorpion deRooftrouser Posted Apr 8, 2003
Well, yes. And now I have to justify my drain on the license fee by posting. There's no such thing as a free...pen.
Today's acronym is J.A.M.I.E. - Jarring Absence Made Immediately Evident. I thought of that while hung over. Well, that and the sweet relase of death.
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Demon Drawer Posted Apr 8, 2003
SCORPION
Silently Cowering Opposite Raucous People Instilling Obnoxious Noise
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Munchkin Posted Apr 8, 2003
Fret not about the expense young Scorpie, I have regularly raided the coffers of this here fine institution and its still standing. Admittedly, they seem unable to afford the cost of a cardboard box now, but I'm sure it is just a temporary blip.
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Mister Matty Posted Apr 8, 2003
I'm sure I remember someone scribbling into the log after Fords called me "fat"
Can I just say I'm glad it's missing. And Fords was a bit "pudgy" around the middle herself 
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Tiger Susie Innuendo, Owlatron's CB!! Major project, major grief!!! Posted Apr 8, 2003
*checks pics again*
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Demon Drawer Posted Apr 9, 2003
There was nothing on the log about you being fat. You being paranoid Zagreb. 
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Apr 9, 2003
I'm not fat, I'm festively plump!
And having probs with the abdomen don't help with the old waistline either, so there.
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