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Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Started conversation Apr 4, 2003
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Tom Posted Apr 7, 2003
Hey, just a quick mail to ask about ur policy for "acceptable" material. The house rules say no profanity etc etc, but also state no sexually orientated submissions...I was just wondering quite how strict this was & quite what level of sexual content was allowed, Thanks,
J
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Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Apr 7, 2003
Hmmmm..tough question....
There are conversations on male masturbation..vibrators..breasts..going commando..there's guide entry on D/s..oral sex..alfresco sex..plus others I can't think of..all in the best possible taste of course....
If you go too far and break the <./>HouseRules</.> your post will be hidden and no one will get to see it..
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Emmily ~ Roses are red, Peas are green, My face is a laugh, But yours is a scream Posted Apr 7, 2003
I see you have a name now Tom....
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Tom Posted Apr 9, 2003
yeah, i realised i was only a number& decided to add the human touch!
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