h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well i got the Attention Seeker award two years running....somehow I don't appreciate that.

I've also won the most original reason for being expelled award. This isn't offical but my mates wanted to give it to me. Apparently *according to nasty "popular" people at my old school* I was expelled from there for being a "rebellious druggy raving lesbian"....bit of a shame that the truth of my dad moving jobs is so much more boring. There is also a rumour going round there that I got expelled from my current school for the same reasons! I must be running out of schools
BTW I haven't actually been expelled for any of these things, nor do I rebel much or take drugs...nor am i raving..

Steph - your not obnoxious. I think your lovely...

And Yaz.. we wudnt believe that stuff about u anyway...

Seems odd, buy my awards seem to be the comical ones... not ment offensively but...

Stealth - when you get to this, what awards have you won?

I don't think lovely has ever been used to describe me. it's often "raving b*tch" used by some not very creative people at my school.

Yaz: I don't believe it you rebellious...... nah!

You didn't deny the drugginess or ravingness tho

I'm sure you're more lovely than you seem to let on that people think. Until you demonstrate said unloveliness I'll just humdrum along thinking you're great....remember I got up a fan club for you!

We could start putting down everything we ever won....only Gene would have tons of music awards..

Stealth did you ever win anything?

I know and said set up fanclub thread is on my space and Stealth and I are the only ones speaking about the fanclub.... Believe what you will about my said greatness.....

as for my awards they are;
Marching Band Devision 1's: 1
Marching band decision 2's: 1
Concert band devision 1's: 2
Concert band devision 2's: 2
State concert band devison 2's: 1
Gaurd awards: 2
Pep band awards: 1
Musicality awards: 1
Most creative web design: 1
Best web site: 1
Most obnoxious: 1

That's cos I'm not on Stealth's friends and he started the fan club thread.
Thats a lot of band awards...i don't feel so big now...seeing as I owuld have to include swimming awards etc

Yaz that still means you have to post awards!

Me...
Best/eccentric dress style awards : 2
Best Acheiver awards : 2
French Award: 1
Music Awards (for cello) : 8
Music Awards (for singing) :3
Battle of the Bands awards : 2
Composition awards: 2
Cat awards :3
nicest person awards : 1
best friend award: 2
Swimming life saving x2
Indiviuallity award: 1

cant think of anymore right now...

Okaaayyyy

Swimming awards= 4
Music grades= 1-4
Person of the Year
Person of the Month= 2
L98 marksman
.22 marksman
Most intersting reason for expulsion rumour
Long jump Kelloggs gold (dont ask)
Attention seeker award=2
Most useless knowledge= 2
School house quiz =1st!
Public speaking 1st =2
Most likely to die whilst reporting
Most improved player (tennis)=1
Most improved nail-biter =1
Fastest typer = 1
Most load of positive bull for two minutes = 2

I don't recall what awards I've won if any...

Anyway... Yay! For new things... Car will provide freedom, Kids are cool... May I ask when you'd be prepared to start creating some? and the section leader thing is great for you

Not for a while yet.... I intend to enjoy the UK for a while.....

Like making babies isn't enjoyable in opf itself...

Well the process is fun but the nine months of carrying the byproduct(s) around isn't nor is the result if you aren't ready for the byproduct(s)

If only men could carry children...

You'd never make it.... ever.

Thanks for the vote confidnence...

I love you to death but I don't think you could handle nine months of back pain, morning sickness and swollen boobs. And if you can great but I don't know many men that could.

You forget that I look pregnant as it is, my Binge Eating Disorder and the side affects of the Olanzapine have made me gain ffour stone is as many months, I think I could easily hand a 9 pound baby...

you have to give me pounds or kilograms I don't do stones. I can't convert that in my head

14 pounds to a stone... I told you that I'd gainedd more than 52 pounds since I went into hospital in February...