h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

New Thing One: I bought my first car today!!!! I cannot drive it however because I am lacking my correct certifications....grrrr....
New Thing Two: I realized how bad I one day want kids. I was watching all my old Disney movies with my little cousin and was like "Ohmygod! I want to watch this with little things sharing my DNA!"
New Thing Three: I'm section leader for Guard!!! Yay!! I am finally in charge of my section!!!

So that is my new stuff. I'm happy about all of it which is odd because it's all good. That never happens.

Okay first bad news of the day I got it like two minutes ago. My ex. He is possibly gay. What do I do to men? One of my exes is now a felon, one is just an oddball and now one is turning gay! I so don't get it! I'm happy for him and all but I'm not understanding. I'm just confused.....

Can I just try and slot something in here to make you feel better? I'm not sure people just "turn" gay. I wouldn't worry about it if I was you. You haven't "caused" him to go gay, he just is! I promise that nothing you did made him gay. Be happy for him...i guess.

Very cool on the car front! When are you going to have paper work to go with?

Congrats on section leader! That's very cool beans indeed and I'm pretty chuffed for you!

I thought about that a lot when I logged off last night. I now am thinking it wasn't me... it's still weird. I'm happy for him though.... as for the car. Well. I need my license, permit (first), new plates on the car, tags, insurance (as it's a crime not to have it), some other stuff. But the car is MINE!!!

What type of car is it? WE just got a Picasso *how thrilling*... the 21 yr old car sales man stood there mentally undressing me while sorting the paperwork with my mum. She wont stop teasing me even though i wasnt interested. I mean - i looked terrible in tracky bottoms and a big baggy tshirt... men... pah.

Well done with all the goodness sweetness.... is very very good and im proud for you!

And about your ex... theres a load of good ways of looking at it... *ok so they may not be be right, but its a cheery way of looking at it...* 1) he could never find anyone as good as you again who was female, so he gave up on women... or now you can have a gay best friend to go shopping with and tell you about blokes while actually being one... all that sort of thing. Its great! Chin up love - its not personal at all... and be glad he chose to tell you as well!

Thank you. Well the car is a '93 Mercury Sable. It's not the greatest but it's really good for my first car. As for the salesman. I don't think many men have good fashion sense.

yeah but grey trackies and anavy blue baggy plain t-shirt? His voice was squeaky and he looked like a vole...

*sniggers* erm..... well he might be colorblind. And somewhere genetically linked to a vole.....

hopes and prays he was colour blind - while secretly flattered by it coz she doesnt get hit on very often.... dan was jealous for the first time in 8 months... hee hee!!!!

Not sure i want to think how he got genetically linked to mr vole...

spesh coz his name was Paul FOX...

Be flattered... but the genetic thing is a possiblity.

*grossed out flattered lady*

Well it could be worse..... you could be a *flattered gross lady* See it always can be worse.....

or a gross flat lady... yeah i know... i'll always be glad of my boobs... would look silly without them...

I think I am happy with mine as well..... I've never thought about what I'd look like without them.....

I won the breast award last week for the biggest breasts on a biology student....

You did.....

i did... *blushes a deep purple*

I spent all week arguing with this girl called chloe about who was bigger, coz im so sure she is. But the others decided an award was needed... lol

I think I won most obnoxious person once.... but the breast award??? That sounds like something you'd give a poultry company for chicken...

it wasnt actually called the breast award... i do believe it was *to give it its full title*

*the wonderbra sponsered award for the biologist with the bigggest (and therefore least likely to need a wonderbra) boobs...*

I also got the whiskers award for best cat impersonations, but thats another issue. LAst year it was the stell mcartney award for personal style coz i spent a week dressed up in floaty dresses while everyone ese was in shorts and jeans... i like taking the michael out of stuff.

I can see this.... well congratulations on all the awards then! And I still have only gotten the most obnoxious person award.