h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Here are some things for New Zealanders to ponder on this sad day...

A/ Taine Randall & Jeff Wilson are GAY! (No doubt about it now)
B/ Who is going to buy all those ALL BLACK WEET-BIX TINS now? (The national NZ breakfast dish)
C/ Will there be super special deals on BLACK FORDS now?
D/ What about all those poor jerks who bought the ALL BLACKS cellphone covers?
E/ I bet ADIDAS (NZ rugby sponsor) is feeling a bit stink today!
F/ Do we have to boycott FRENCH-FRIES now?
G/ Will the souvenir shops still be selling ALL BLACK jerseys for ridiculous prices?
H/ What was the TAB (NZ betting agency) paying for France by 12 POINTS or more?
I/ What is the TAB paying for South Africa by 20 POINTS or more?
J/ The LEAGUE TEAM is doing well isn’t it?
K/ The CRICKET TEAM is playing crap!
L/ Will this screw up JENNYS re-election hopes? (NZ Prime Minister)
M/ I’ll bet HELEN is quietly laughing today, cause she knows the answer to L. (Leader of the NZ Parliamentary Opposition)
N/ What are we going to do with all that TICKER TAPE the Auckland City Council would have no doubt already purchased?
O/ What are we going to do if AUSTRALIA wins the WORLD CUP!!!!!!
P/ What are we going to do if we lose the AMERICAS CUP! (Yachting)
Q Bring back BUCK! (Legendary ex-All Black skipper and tough guy)
R/ Does this mean MORO bars don’t really work? (All Black sponsor)
S/ Do you think Air New Zealand is glad it didn’t paint the whole plane?
T/ Should we kill all the people who say, “It’s only a game”?
U/ Will the nation be silent now we have nothing to talk about?

Hullo... sorry for your loss... maybe next year?

Of course... you could just launch an all out attack against those pigs and stea- uh, win the trophy back

oh i think moro bars definitely don't work - when have you ever seen an athlete eat one when they weren't being paid to?

neither does milo, if the silver ferns are anything to go by

good list but

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Kiwis winning the V8s race at Bathurst was excellent as well

nz ranked top for the sevens - lets see if we can stuff that one up too heh heh

although, of course wouldn't it be somewhat ironic if we won now that we have a new govt (not that i think there is any relationship, unlike the 0.9 % and 0.2 % of NZers who blamed Winston and Jenny respectively for the world cup loss).

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