h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

TO APRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE!!
If your going to kill each other do it outside,i just finished cleaning.

RELIGION
You better pray that will come out the carpet.

TIME TRAVEL
If you dont straighten up im going to knock you in to next week.

LOGIC
because i said so thats why?

FORESIGHT
Mmake sure you wear clean under wear just incase your in a accident.(if your in a accident can you gaurentee them staying clean)

IRONY
keep crying i will give you somethiung to cry about(sounds familiar)

OSMOSIS
Shut up and eat your dinner(i was guilty of this one only this evening)

CONTORTIONISM
Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck( if i could just twist my head round that far)

Weather
This room looks like a tornado went throu7gh it(i must have missed that one in my sleep)

HYPPCRISY
If ive told you once ive told you a million times(dont exadarate)

CIRCLE OF LIFE
I brought you in to the world i can take you out

ANTISIPATION
Just waite to we get home( i dont want to go home i know im in for a hidding)

RECIEVEING
You are going to get it when you get home(i rather stay here then)

MEDICAL SCIENCE
Keep pulling those faces you will stick like it(but you still had to didnt you)

ESP
Put your sweater on i know your cold(HOW are you me)

HUMOR
When that lawn mower cuts off your toe dont come running to me(erm as if i would be able to)

MY roots
Shut that door behind you do you think you was born in a barn(erm DO you think you was)

WISDOM when you get to my age your understand. (understand what?)

JUSTICE
One day your have kids and i hope they turn out like you(oh i hope so)

Yup, I remember a few o' those!

Did they make you grin though/
they did me but not when i used to hear them thhey never

A farmer could plant spud`s behind them ears

yeh i remember that too.
brings back some memories hey?

Nice to see you managed to get on line Nats cant get on either

Yeh i used a secondry account without so much info on

idea that Nice one
well im glad to see you anyway

I wonder if there doing work on it on a everning then and why it wont let you in E-Mail

i think they done enough work on it.
may be why they just update everyone

Yeh funny why its down E-Mail is down then

yep yours Nats text me to say so did Starfleet and mine are down too. i hardly use mine now though since the up grade cos they stole my lil tv screen from the corner

I know total downer that

didnt stop a certain someone getting on though did it

true

just one thing to say about that and double

im going like i said want to do a couple of hours at the gym

take care babe see you later <kiss.
Dont let those bed bugs bite

Oh Mom i can see you lol

I thought you had gone to bed.
You have the s later havn't you.

I did hun couldnt sleep then something was going on so i stuck around and yeh went to drs so in all i had a bout a hour sleep cos i couldnt sleep when i did go back

It's horrible when you can't sleep, that's why i am always awake late at night.
I was a night owl when i was a baby, that's what my dad use to call me.