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Secretly Not Here Any More Started conversation May 23, 2008
At work, we've been working on entries for Copyblogger.com's 140 character story competition.
As practice, I summarised all three original Star Wars films in 140 characters each. Enjoy!
(May contain spoilers)
Boy meets wizard, robots, smuggler, carpet-thing. Rescues princess, loses wizard. Joins space air-force, thwarts Empire. Spawns bad sequels.
Boy sees ghost, commits incest – goes to the jungle. Smuggler frozen, boy meets father. Laser sword fight – loses hand. Billy-Dee Williams!
Boy now wizard – thaws out smuggler. Princess in gold bikini. Boy meets emperor, gets electrocuted. Dad angry – prods some buttock. The end.
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