h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

After asking for something to break up the predictable pattern my life seems to have at the minute, I'm now back in Manchester lay on the couch.

Why?

After managing to headbutt a concrete roof support, I've had my scalp glued back together having lost a few pints of blood through the gash that appeared.

But there's more!

In landing I managed to twist my knee and fracture a vertebrae. Which hurts like hell.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Keep on trukkin'
Psyc

Well Im laughing. A lot actually!

That's because your spine isn't broken.

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Thanks for that Mark...

Hmm moderated but no email, such is the way of Crom and his laughter

Next time you seriously injure yourself let's see how many sad people pretend to be fictional dieties and laugh at you shall we?

Crom isnt fictional! He lives on a mountain ill have you know

I don't care. I have no intention of you plugging whatever this week's obsession is in my journal.

But if u had noticed no one had seen this till Amy pointed me here. By posting ive bumped it up peoples lists so they can come and give you sympathy.

Crom cares little for sympathy you see

I don't want sympathy, I was just pointing out that it was ironic with regards to my last Journal entry. And I couldn't give a toss what 'Crom' cares for.

Crom is angered! Although Crom has been forced to take anger management courses recently, so alternatively, Crom is slightly aggitated.

Do you have to be an arse? Y'see, you have a fit when I criticise your facist world views portrayed in your journal, whereas you seem to be unable to form any coherent argument and are content to babble away mindless nothings punctuated only by a name you read in a book. Guess what, my cousin's daughter runs around babbling mindless nothings punctuated only by the name 'Shrek' having just seen the film of the same name. Guess that puts you on an intellectual par with an 18 month old child there doesn't it?

Now now Nattan, don't be offensive to your cousins Daughter by comparing her to Mark

Just replying to Asmodai Dark's comment, an email was sent. You should check your email settings or your bulk email filters as sometimes these emails get diverted there.

And don't you think it's a bit insensitive to laugh at someone's misfortune?

Good point Amy, I'll have to apologise to the little lass.

which lil lass r u refering to? your cousins daughter or Mark?

Kendell.

In response of Jimstars comment. It is ok to laugh, maybe Nattan isn't laughing at the moment, but he will be once he's better. Like me whacking my head on the corner of a brick wall when I slipped on the ices, wasn't funny at the time, but looking back now its a funny (but painful) experience.

Karma will get you in the end.

I should possibly rephrase that. Master B might be reading this.

Karma will get you *eventually*....