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Gonna be a bear.
~:*-Venus-*:~ Started conversation Feb 22, 2005
I saw this in our staff room. 
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In this life i'm a woman. In the next life i'm gonna be a bear.
A bear gets to sleep for 6 months of the year. I can handle that.
Before the bear goes to sleep, it eats and eats till its stuffed full. I can handle that.
While asleep, a lady bear gives birth to her young (the size of walnuts) By the time she wakes up they are 3 months old. I can handle that.
Mamma bears are mean and aggressive, they will swat anyone to protect thier cubs. They will even swat the cubs if they mis-behave. I can handle that.
Male bears EXPECT thier spouses to wake up growling and bad tempered, and they EXPECT them to have hairy legs and excess body fat!
Yep! gonna be a bear. 
Gonna be a bear.
jaz'd(ace & yada yada *sigh* chocolate yada) Posted Feb 22, 2005
Jen! I was just wondering the other day where you'd gone to/how come I hadn't heard from you.
How've you been?
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 22, 2005
Hiya Darrel.
Sorry i havent been around much, what with owrk and stuff. 
I've gotta run now too 
I'll be in touch later. Byeeeee...
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jaz'd(ace & yada yada *sigh* chocolate yada) Posted Feb 22, 2005
Ok Jen luv, have a great day! Will catch you@some point I'm sure!*blows
es*
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 22, 2005
*ponders the adviseability of loitering about here 
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jaz'd(ace & yada yada *sigh* chocolate yada) Posted Feb 22, 2005
'lo Helen luv!
I should think it's quite alright Nick mate...I suspect that despite any ursine presence we'd be very safe. I just assume somehow that these would be much more Winnie The Pooh-type bears..in relation to our Tigger or Eeyor.
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aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Feb 22, 2005
Ha - we have a saying here : to err is manly 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 22, 2005
For a really good bear-, I probably would risk hanging around here anyway. And I really can't see any of THESE ladies growling or being bad-tempered.
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aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Feb 22, 2005
I know you don't mind us to be hairy and fat 
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Rev Nick { Only the dead are without fear } Posted Feb 22, 2005
Just that much warmer and 
y.
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~:*-Venus-*:~ Posted Feb 22, 2005
'Wonders which one of us is fat and hairy....i KNOW it is'nt me'
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Artisan Posted Feb 22, 2005
Oh no.. time to reveal all.
I am a bear..so am already enjoying the plus side of my grizzly nature.
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aka Bel - A87832164 Posted Feb 22, 2005
If you are a bear now, I wonder what you'll be in your next life
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jaz'd(ace & yada yada *sigh* chocolate yada) Posted Feb 22, 2005
hopefully not pardon the pun, un-bear-able. 
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jaz'd(ace & yada yada *sigh* chocolate yada) Posted Feb 22, 2005
Unfortunately the cupboard seems to be bear right now, Jen.
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