h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I happen to like guinea pigs.

I'll feed you expensive imported guinea pig food, buy you little guinea pig toys and scratch your tummy.

I saw a National Geographic special about Peru. In this one village everyone had guinea pigs in the house with them all winter. Then if food was scarce, the ate them. How could you eat a family pet?

Wait, didn't your entry have to do with stomachs

I like to be rubbed on the stomach.

purrrr

Not just stomachs. I'd never write an article about just stomachs. The food we eats burns to give either an acid or alkaline ash. it goes into all our cells, supposedly. And Americans are too acid. So we need to eat more foods that leave an alkaline residue. It's interesting. But that doesn't make it true.

You'll be very happy to know that everyone is supposed to eat tons more veggies and fruits, some whole grains, and a little chicken and fish and no . Especially not !!!!

It's Pimms who's in trouble!

Okay, is relaxing

Wool is bad for your teeth anyway

is steel wool