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Clem The Impaler (Techno yokel, and general luddite) Started conversation Jan 15, 2003
As a newbie, and a potential target for cruel E-wedgie type punishment, I thought I'd just place a meaningless line or two of gibberish, and see if anyone takes me under their proverbial wing?
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The Snockerty Friddle Posted Jan 15, 2003
someone will
bet you a pound they call themselves an ACE too
TSF
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Captain Kebab Posted Jan 16, 2003
You'd have won a quid if Clem had taken the bet, Snockerty Friddle!
Clem, I can see that Granny Weatherwax has already ACEd you, but having seen your journal I thought I'd make myself available if you want any further wings to shelter under! Feel free to drop me a message if there's anything you want to know, or if there isn't. 
I've also got a links page at A794991 - take a look if you like!
Of course if you're coming for a curry you'll get to meet Granny and myself in person. Whether you regard that as a good thing is up to you! 
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 16, 2003
Speak for yourself Captain
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Clem The Impaler (Techno yokel, and general luddite) Posted Jan 17, 2003
Hello, not very good at keeping up to date with messages, as the internet is "something done on the sly at work(tm)"! Will try and pop up often, and definately fancy the curry! TTFN
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Captain Kebab Posted Jan 17, 2003
Oh don't worry about replying quickly, h2g2 isn't like a chat room, people pop in and out according to what time zone they happen to be in, and post if they have something to say.
I should add that it is clearly a good thing to meet Granny Weatherwax in person! 
I, on the other hand, am given to extravagant hats and have been known to smoke a cigar. Not if it annoys anybody though. The cigar, not the hats - I don't care if the hats annoy people. 
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 17, 2003
One of these days we'll have to have an Easter Bonnet Meet 
*Granny's buying two new hats this year so far, a christening & a wedding *
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 23, 2003
or that embarrasing balaclava your nan knitted you & your mom made you wear to school 
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Clem The Impaler (Techno yokel, and general luddite) Posted Jan 24, 2003
Balaclavas aren't as good as wolly hats with pom poms, and matching mittens (string thru the sleeves!) that great aunts produce in large quantities. They always managed to sneak a stripe of pale pink in the design!
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Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday Posted Jan 24, 2003
don't forget the lime green string we always use that for the string
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- 1: Clem The Impaler (Techno yokel, and general luddite) (Jan 15, 2003)
- 2: The Snockerty Friddle (Jan 15, 2003)
- 3: Captain Kebab (Jan 16, 2003)
- 4: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jan 16, 2003)
- 5: Clem The Impaler (Techno yokel, and general luddite) (Jan 17, 2003)
- 6: Captain Kebab (Jan 17, 2003)
- 7: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jan 17, 2003)
- 8: threesecondmemory (Jan 23, 2003)
- 9: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jan 23, 2003)
- 10: threesecondmemory (Jan 24, 2003)
- 11: Clem The Impaler (Techno yokel, and general luddite) (Jan 24, 2003)
- 12: Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday (Jan 24, 2003)
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