h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In the olden days, tennis used to be about who was the best at hitting balls backwards and forwards over a net.
Now, I am convinced that Women's Tennis has turned into a competition to see who can shout out "Errghhh!" and "Yeeacchh!" the loudest.

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Hmmm... I always thought it was about who could wear the shortest skirt...

Probably that too.

there seems to be a lot of coverage or at least a picture in everydays paper on the sun and daily star of anna koricover(OK so I can't spell her last name) any thing to do with the fact she only 19 d'yer think, and blonde?

Isn't she the one who is on billboards everywhere wearing nothing but a bra with the motto "only the ball should bounce" whilst advertising some (believe it or not!) bras?
And I've no idea how you spell her name either... Oh well, gone are the good old days of Fred Perry...

she probably is, I saw in the paper today about a guy who streaked on the courts with the motto only the balls should bounce written on his chest. I'll have another go at her name having seen it today, kornikova

I've come to the conclusion that as far as all sports go, the world is mad. But I think that's how you spell her.

Not wanting to be pedantic(), but you forgot 'Raaarrrghh!!' in a homage to the Williams sisters...
I hate Wimbledon by the way...
If only they grunted in chess
*Click*
"Your move"
"ROOAAARRRGGHHH!!!!"
*Click*
"Weaaarrrgghhh!!!"
*Click*

Of course it would be even better if they took a bit out of a piece of cheese in between moves as well...

*Click*
"Your move"
"ROOAAARRRGGHHH!!!!!"
*Munch*
*Squeak*
"Ptooey"
*Click*

Here's what I'd like to know:
If you are a hermaphrodite, do you play in the men's or women's competition, and if you are a Siamese Twin, do you play in the doubles or singles?