h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Bluebottle, I come not as a mad, evil despot bent on global domination, but as a member of the Anti-Cat Federation, a group comprised of many h2g2 researchers who have put up with the antics of felines for centuries. We politely request that you allow the ACF to use the H2G2 Waterworks And Beach as a base of operations. We hope that force will not be necessary.

Sincerely uors,

Minos Krylma,
Head of the ACF Marine and Naval operations

But I like cats.

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Pity. Looks like I'm going to have to do things the hard way, then. You know, sending in invasion troops, and the like. Forced occupation. I really had wanted this to be a peaceful operation. But, if you like cats, I guess it can't be helped.

So long!

You're not going to hurt any fish, are you? If so, I'll have no choice but to call for the Union Of Fish.

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You are all so blind. The REAL threat lies in the Squirrels and thier minions. When will you all learn.....

No fish will be harmed. A fish is one of our officers, as a matter of fact.

Well, that's okay then.
Red Squirrels are nice - it's the Grey Squirrels which need to be exterminated.

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Don't forget the heinous mixture breeds of squirrels they combine abilities of them all but keep the evil ness of the greys and albino.....