h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooooh, I'm the first to say hiya!!!!!! YAY!!!

Just wondering around this maze and I came across you.

A big welcome to hootoo!!

Time to go.......oh, BTW, don't ask me how to do anything, I can't do anything on this thing either.

Sooner or later (within the next day or two) an ACE will come your way. He/she is the person to ask.

Have fun roaming around. Hope you don't get lost.

See ya

Whoa!!
A response already, guess this is a bigger, busier community than I realised
Thanks for the greeting and wishes but I think I am lost already.

If you look at the left hand side of your screen you will see fourth line down "Who's on line" Click on this and enlarge it. Anyone who's name is in italics knows everything about everything on hootoo. If you click on one of them, go to "leave a message" and ask them for help.

Good luck

Thanks Lady Aragorn for making Improbable feel welcome....

Hi Improbable....

Welcome to h2g2..I'm Emmily..one of the many ACEs'..(Assistant Community Editors)..we're here to offer you a warm welcome..advice & links to help you find your way around..I see your already been finding your way around..that's great..I'll still offer you my usual links..you might like to use them for future reference....

Oh..&..I'm a real person..not some automated computer programme..to find out about me..click on my name above this conversation thread..you can do that..on anyones name in any conversation thread..

Have a ....or....put your feet up..relax..&..let your fingers do the walking..

You can click on any of the numbered links below..

You can click 'Preferences' on the left of screen to change your number to a name..or..to change the skin..(background)..there are 3 to choose from..brunnel..alabaster..or..classic goo..(you are in brunnel..the default skin)..you might like to experiment a bit..see which one you prefer to use....

You might like to hitch a ride on our tour..@ A317459

A full list of Smileys including some great new ones..@ A155909

The slang used here can be a bit confusung..h2jargon explains all..@ A632431

You can customise your space..using what is available through h2g2..Find out more @..A Taste of GuideML..@ A768594 ..or Spicing up Your Page..@ A690518

2..ACEs'..have created hints & links for new researchers..Feisor's..@ A719840 ..&..Rocket Man's..@ A725500

Like most communities we have Clubs & Societies..find out about these..@ A660340

If your interested in writing for the Guide..you might find Writing Guidelines..@ A53209 useful..

Hope you find these helpful..&..you enjoy yourself here....to reply to this post..If you have any questions..or if you just want to say 'hi'..click 'reply' below..

Emmily

Emmily

Hi and thanks for the greeting and advice.
I will spend some time following your links and hopefully mastering the language and 'playing' generally.

Liked your A-Z thingie on your own page.

thanks again

Improbable

Hi Improable....
Thanks for replying..&..taking the time to read a-z of me..I keep meaning to up-date that..new smileys have been added since I first put that in my journal..maybe one day soon I'll find the time....
If you need any help with finding your way around here..let me know..if I can't help..I'll find someone who can....

Lady Aragorn..your Vicki again....

Emmily

I got told off for changing my name!!

Thought I'd better change it back double quick.