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Post 21

Teuchter

smiley - laughsmiley - rofl

Bet he'd had that coming to him for a good while.


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Post 22

azahar

And hopefully divorced by now . . .


az


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Post 23

Sho - employed again!

that's a great story!

as to posts being removed - the one I've had removed got through being posted ok. I even previewed it to see if I was breaking any rules (being all responsible, now I'm a Shiny New Scout)

ho hum
let's see

the thing is, if you're trying to describe the word you can't use, it can be much more graphic!


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Post 24

Wendy RedredRobin

>> "The King of Egypt?" he bellowed!

"That's right," she said quietly. "Farouk U!" <<

smiley - laughsmiley - laugh Oh lovely! I must remember that one smiley - biggrin


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Post 25

Hypatia

smiley - biggrin True story! Wonderful, isn't it?


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Post 26

Teuchter

One of the best 'put downs' I ever heard went something like this......

Lecherous older man to sweet-looking young woman: So what would you say to a wee "F word"

SLYW to LOM: Hello you wee "F word"

It put his gas at a peep.


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Post 27

Hypatia

smiley - laugh Good for her!


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Post 28

Lady Chattingly

I'm stuck in "trying to come up with a new drink and a good name" for the Hillbilly Meet. Maybe I can think of a new swear word while I ponder............smiley - biggrin


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Post 29

tartaronne

smiley - biggrin

4-years olds and 11-years olds of all ages have to get through the swear words.

I've tried different ways of stopping them from becoming a(n) (uncharming) routine in the vocabulary.

1. Ask the kid to swear five minutes on end - with the rule 'no repetitions.

2. Swearwords are allowed in the bathroom. God say/shout them there to your hearts content.

3. I don't play with kids that are unimaginative. Make your own swearwords and bad language. In stead of calling someone stupid, called them a zebra striped crossover etc.

Most kids think it is fun to make up new words or funny constellations of words.

And hootooers are a proff of that. smiley - laugh


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Post 30

Sho - employed again!

so, basically, you're calling us a bunch of kids?

smiley - nahnahsmiley - tongueoutsmiley - nahnahsmiley - winkeyesmiley - silly

smiley - run


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Post 31

tartaronne

Anything wrong with that smiley - huhsmiley - whistle

smiley - tongueout and smiley - nahnah back to you.

Including me, yes smiley - biggrin


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Post 32

Sho - employed again!

did I say there was anything wrong with being an overgrown kid? smiley - winkeye

smiley - sillysmiley - rofl


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Post 33

You can call me TC

Our kids had a favourite book where two monsters "swear" at each other right through the book - "You soggy cornflake" and so on. Anyone remember it?


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Post 34

Lady Chattingly

I don't remember the book, but I like the swearwords......"you soggy cornflake" just about says it all. I may challenge my grandchildren to come up with new words.......to replace some of their old ones. smiley - biggrin


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