A Conversation for Random Quotes Guild-Lurking Where All Fine Quotes are Quoted

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Post 1

spittlecan

how bout we do stupid quotes taken from different products?
e.g. 'May irritate eyes. -Self-defense pepper spray'
or 'Please keep out of children. -Butcher knife warning'


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Post 2

Godsgrewsorry

How about a plastic bag that came through the letterbox, to be filled with items for a children's charity: 'Warning! Keep this bag away from children'


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Post 3

morecoffee

Seen recently on the back of a packet of cashew nuts:

"Warning - contains nuts."

Is that nuts or what?! smiley - smiley


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Post 4

moke_paranoidandroid

I've heard of putting that warning in other places, but that's a different story, & a much more painfulsmiley - erm one as U1146674 will undoubtfully remember!smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

Godsgrewsorry

Ah yes, so many painful memories.


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