h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I want you to hit me as hard as you can. Don't hold back, Just do it.

Punches Skullock hard in the ear.

(why not follow the movie)

You hit me in the ear!

*Kicks Tol'Keen squarely in the stomach.*

(Because this ain't the movie)

(Oh, in that case)

*Fakes a right punch to side, and swings left at Skullock's jaw.*

*disappears in a puff of irrelevance*

*Stumbles back in recovery*

*scratches head*

That was odd, I wonder where he's off to?

*sneaks up behind Skullock puts him in a head lock.*

Now, now that's not very nice.

*elbows Tol'Keen repeatedly in the stomach.*

We're suposed to unleash our anger and stress openly. No need to be sneaking around. I'll take all your hits openly.

*Releases skullock and stumbles back gasping for breath.

*Does a leg sweep, hoping to knock Tol'Keen to the ground while he's vunerable.*

*Sees Skullocks kick coming. Jumps up and lunges at his chest.*

*Takes Tol'keen's attack with full force and is knock to the ground with a loud THUD! Using Tol'Keen's momentum skullock rolls backwards and reveses the situation.*

Say Tol'Keen, since you were the first person to come here and you wanted to follow the movie, how about you become my good side.

*Hits the ground with a loud cracking noise*



Ok, What's the catch?

The catch is...

*helps Tol'Keen to his feet.*

That you must do the opposite of what I would do. You must be always be the good guy.

Come now, go clean yourself up. We must plot a way to get some other people here.

Ok, thanks.

Sorry I've been away so long, my computer was in a rather comatose(sp?) state.

*Saunters in wearing her high-heeled " me" boots, a black minishirt, and a shirt with punk kittens on that only just covers her middrif. She slides very pointedly to Skull and snap kicks him in the shin.*

*She grins* May I join now?

*raises an eyebrow*

Oh. And my shoes can go, but //the shirt stays//.

I might be the all singing all dancing crap of the world, but I can sure as hell look good being said all singing all dancing crap.

*drops to the ground, appearing to clutch his injured shin. This was only a diversion from which he exacutes a leg sweep.

'Bout time you showed up!

Sure you can join...













...Once i'm finished with you!

*Jade falters only slightly, dropping gracefully to the ground in a half-crouch*

"When you're finished with me...?" Ha! More like then I finish with you. Oh, and by the by, nice toning there. You've been working out then...?

*She jumps back to her feet and throws a hard right hook at his face*