h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Begins to dodge left, but not quickly enough. Catches most of the force with his jaw knocking it slightly out of alinement.*

*Reels back a bit. Spits to the side, supprised to see a myst of blood come from his mouth.*

Nice, you hit me harder than i thought.

But you can do better than that. Come on, you've had hard days, pentup anger, stress that just needs to be let out.

Now, Stop try'n to Hit Me And HIT ME!

*She blinks demurely in his general direction, sighs, and turns slightly to the side. She kicks out her left foot, putting all her force behind it. It speeds toward Skull's chest.*

*Stands there watching Jade kick.

Her foot coming closer to his heart with ever passing heartbeat.

Skullock simply stares at her.

notices the tatoo on her ankle

thinks "it's a good thing Legion isn't here, he have trouble fighting her.

The kick conects with Skullocks chest, sending him flying backwards a few feet until he hits the concrete wall. There is the distinct sound of cracking bones as the kick hits it's mark and as he hits the wall. After hitting the wall Skullock drops to his knees and gasps in a deep breath, wincing in pain, aparently having broken a rid. (or two or three)

Coughs.

winces again.

Blood drips from his mouth forming a small pool on the floor.













Suddenly he casts his head back and starts Laughing uncontrolably.*

*Leaning against a wall.*

*Starts clapping*

Oh, good show! Jolly good show!

How did you know about the tattoo on my ankle...?

*blinks again, whips a bright white handkerchief out of seemingly nowhere, bends down to him, (but not too close) and hands him the handkerchief*

...You're mad. Shall I help you up, then?

Come now, I'm a member of the BoE, I know these things. I've seen you force legion into submision with the mere sight of your tattoo and a little help from the charming background amimation of yours.

>=)

*Gaciously takes the kerchief and wipes the blood from his mouth.*

*Gains control of himself.*

I'm...I'm quite alright. Erm...I don't suppose you'll be wanting this back?

*holds up the bloodied handkerchief.*

Oh no, it's not my tattoo that freaks Legionsy uot, it's /just/ the ankles. He doesn't even know I have a tattoo. That's why I was surprised that you said something about it. What, are you stalkin' me or summat...?

*takes the handkerchief*

Yes, thank you... *grins* Haha... Now I can clone you... Mwahaha...


(Just kidding.)

Anyway. So you kids just sit about here beating each other up...? ...And this is fun...? Hmm. *offers her hand to help him up*

*Accepts JJ hand.*

Well, I recall you mentioning the tattoo in some thread. Or maybe I'm more telepathic than I thought.

*Ponders the idea of having a clone.*

Yes, well, we do a bit of beating each other up, Other things will happen once there is enough members.

I take it you've never seen the movie "Fight Club". If not, I believe there are some good articles floating about H2G2 some where. Other wise go and rent it. It has a lot of senseless violence, even more good quotes and it makes you think.

*Looks around* So far I only count You, Tol'Keen, and I.

I've seen it. Truth be told I thought it was a bit... lacking. Sorry. I liked the primise though.

*pulls him up*

Mm, so I see. *looks at Tol'Keen and raises an eyebrow* I don't think we've met. I'm Jade. Hi. *waves*

*looks around* fascinating...

*ponders* interesting...

*thinks quietly* intriguing...

*smacks skullock upside the head* Fun

I'm in, if y'all are ready for me

DZ

*Looks dazedly at DZ*

*Pulls a shiney nickle from his pocket stands there for a moment and then tosses it aside.*

*Waits for DZ to do something*

oh FUNNY. I did bruise, you know...

DZ

I love The Matrix It ranks right up there with Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fight Club, and The Emperor's New Groove!!

Oh...I mean...*takes nickel from ground and throws it at Skullock's head* HAAA!!!

DZ

*pushes on dz's bruise* HAHA
Chauncey

AAAAAH!!! OH THE PAIN!!!!!! STUPID CHAUNCEY! *pulls chauncey's hair till she falls on the ground* MUAHAHAHA...

*catches breath* I need a drink.

DZ

*Trips DZ*

Not just yet you don't.

*kicks Skullock in the shin*

HAHA

Chauncey

*Makes a mental note to tackle-hug DZ (for liking the llama movie) after she beats Skull up.*

Yay! More fems in da house!

YEAH, everyone gang up on Skullock!!!
Chauncey

awww...Jade gave me a hug!! I love her now!! tee hee

I'm all for it...*kicks skullock in the head* Long legs make that possible, even if you're standing up! AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

DZ