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Hello, isn't it amazing what drink will make you do

This Monday just gone, I went for a drink with my best bud. He's in the army so I don't get to see him much but when he comes back we generally try our hardest to get as mashed as possible.
Last time he was down we were drinking a rather leathal drink called 'BackDraft' or something like that. Black sambuca and tequila through a straw I was indeed sick at the bar as it came straight back up

Anyway, this time we visited my local town of Redhill (Deadhill). We started in the most un-irish irish bar going, O'Neills, where we rammed a few stella's down our necks.

The real fun however begins when we get to the snooker club and start on the shorts. I am drinking double Bacardi and coke and he is on double vodka and coke. At least that's what I think According to the barman the next day, when he was getting the drinks, I was having a triple Bacardi and coke and he was having a single vodka and coke Oh, and we were having a shot of sambuca with every other drink

Anyway, I manage to get talking to this Hungarian Au Pair who was out for her 21st Birthday, I got her number but can't for the life of me remember her name. I do recall calling her Sarah, Kate and Emma as I couldn't pronounce her real name I'm sure she didn't mind
She probably didn't mind that I was playing pool without any trousers on either Don't ask me why, I haven't got a clue

Oh, and does anyone know the Turkish for 'Language Settings'

oh dear oh dear oh dear

Sounds like a good night was had by all

god, what a night... i have to say i am quite impressed..... kinda resembles my monday night - lots of shots of vodka with everything to be found at the party....
a great way to start a week, ha

Oh it was great fun

I expect I'll have to do it all again in about 5/6 weeks time

sure, you will
what's the story with the language settings though?

That'll be my mate playing with my new phone. He normally puts it in Norsk or something as bad.
I haven't had it long enough to know how to change it back so I tried to read the 'Users Manual'. Obviously I am not a proper 'User' yet cos I couldn't understand what it was telling me

I fixed it now though

i used to play with my friends' phones the same way. there was one time, when me and my friend played with her phone and switched it to some sort of arabic, we could not understand anything and these scribbles of theirs just looked one and the same to us. so we woke a friend of ours, who studied arabic at that time, at like 3:00 a.m. and he fixed it.
it was fun

Sounds like a good night out... Have you rung her yet? Goon, you know you want to

It was quite annoyin, I had to turn predicta-text off cos it wasn't recognising English He does it everytime the goyt.


On the Tuesday morning I started to cook us a fry up. Some boiling bacon, fried bacon, mushrooms, egg and toast. That sort of thing. I felt a bit 'fragile' after the night before as it was, but then my other mate turned up with his 3yr old daughter, so I made some for them too. Then my sister turned up with her 1 and a half year old daughter So I had to make them some too.
So there I was, feeling icky, staring at a frying pan with 9 eggs and several rashers of bacon frying away.
Woke me up a bit though

I texted her, cos I'm a wimp

So, when you meeting up with her again?

yes....spill!

She hasn't replied. I doubt she will. I just asked whether she had a good night and if she'll be up there again this weekend. So she might just turn up, you never know

But I know the girl who's sister she is Au Pair to, so seeing her again shouldn't be a problem

You'l have to invit her to the summer meet in London You are going this time again arn't you? I'll bring my 'alcohol alert ' badger with me though I'll try not to get quite* so drunk this time in the park in the afternoon

Well, that all depends on whether she wants to meet the drunk guy who took his trousers off at her 21st Birthday again.
But I'll definitley be there

I think we should have a photoshoot at the meet of resurchers taking their tousers down

I've got absolutely no problem with that

Perhaps Genie will join in

Take photo's of men in pants.....can't see a problem there

and the turkish for language can be one of three things...

DIL
LISAN
MESLEKI DIL

There is a ^ on top of all the 'I' but i can't work out how to put it on top of my letters...-

I think it said Mesleki Dil