h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes Dave, I did that email.
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I have been with you in mind and spirit Cazz. My thoughts have been with you too.
HUUUUUUUUUUUUGG
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CONGRATULATIONS!
You got the 2000th posting!
Here is your very special prize
MEGA's and 's
and a great BIG
Mwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
You also get a nice piece of and a whole bar of just for you!
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I got posting 2,000 I want a special prize!
Gimmee gimmee gimmee!
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Do you want to chat tonight then? I know I'd like to.
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I have already given you your prize! I hope you liked it?
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It is sunny here now although there was a bit of rain this afternoon.
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Aw Cazz, that's the best prize I have ever won.
Do you realise, we have exchanged over 4,000 messages in h2g2, I wonder how many it was in LD? Alot more I think.
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Why is this system so !!!
Anyway, where have you gone? I think you have grabbed your prize and done a er!! lol.
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Dear sweet Caroline, I would like nothing better than to chat to you. I'd to.
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Aw! I'm glad you liked it.
Yes Dave it is amazing how these postings add up. Goodness knows how many were in LD, thousands that's for sure.
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Then chat we will my friend.
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I just noticed, I've had a reply from Susan.
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It is so nice to be chatting with you my dear friend.
This is really slowing up now. Why does it always happen when we want to chat?
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Oh Cazz, it is so good to be with you.
I forgot to respond to your weather posting.
It has rained off and on all day here. It is fair at the momet, but th sky looks very forboding.
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I hope Susan didn't tell you off for not liking my name?!
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It is quite hot here now. The sun is streaming through the lounge window.
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I really need to relax tonight. I don't feel too brilliant. Poor ole Cazz is a bit stressed to say the least
Chatting with you will cheer me though
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Has Moira got over the shock of receiving your card?
I do hope she has enjoyed her day.
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So this is whaur ye hing oot, eh Cazz?
Wi' a' they messages nae wunner ye dinnae hae time tae reply tae me.
How are ye mah wee darlin, ah think a lot o' ye ye ken.
Mebbe wi' a bit o' luck ah'll get a reply fae ye in here.
If no' at least ah tried.

ya lots,
<monster's an' xxxxxxxxs
frae yer auld pal JJ.